[Keith 944]

I’m old so I wanna bitch and moan more about crap I can’t control or do a thing about.
Beat my wife more
Make up new excuses why I lost
Lose lane choice and pull into the lane I wanted anyway
Win a bye run
Cruise down the highway without cussing at the “muppet heads”
Lose weight so I can drive the Porsche again
Try to make at least one friend so I can have someone to leave all my junk to.
Learn to stop beating the wife because she actually likes it.
I’m sure there’s more but I’m old and forget a lot….