[Michael Beard]

Ridiculously simple dip:
1 block of cream cheese
1 bottle of salsa of your choice.
Mix thoroughly.

The result is some kind of pinkish stuff that nobody really knows exactly what it is. Then they try it. They they try a little more. And then it gets devoured. Simple, but addictive stuff.

Might have to make some, since Kraft absolutely destroyed their once wonderful French Onion Dip without warning...