That's gotta be the funniest thing DJ's ever said!
The young man was new to the bar, so he asked one of the patrons next to him, "Why does everyone laugh when someone shouts out a number?" The man replied, "We've told these jokes so many times that now we just refer to them by number, and everyone knows what joke we're talking about."
The young man nodded and happily shouted, "3!"
[silence]
"Why isn't anyone laughing?" he asked earnestly.
The patron grimaced and replied, "Guess some people can't tell a joke."
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