[Jeff Lee]

Once I pulled my keys out of my pocket. The same pocket I had stuffed the machine shop invoice in to stash away. Out came the invoice. Didn't know it. My wife found it a few minutes later laying on the floor. Her eyes poped out of her head and boy, what a day that was! Come to think of it, it was a lot longer than a day...
Now, I destroy all receipts or in the case of the machine shop, don't even take one!