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Old 03-25-2013, 11:07 PM   #222
Pat Joffrion
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Default Re: Live from Jegs Cajun Sportsnationals-Belle Rose

Racer #1... Man, I broke my tranny. Can you kill some of that starting line bite?
My response... "Try putting more air in your tires"

Racer #2... It ain't nuthing nice when fillings fall out of my teeth. Do you have to have all of that glue on the starting line? You know, not every racer runs stock or super stock!
My response... "You ever considered using a 9-inch tire on that top dragster?"

Racer # 3... I came down so hard that my steering broke. We ain't used to running on a track like this.
My response... "Guess you need to race here more often so you'd get used to racing on a track like this."

Internet... "The starting line was horrible."
My response... "Some people know how to make their cars leave. Some cars struggle until the driver finds out later that something on their cars was broken. When 99 out of 103 stockers are pulling the front tires to the clouds, what does that say about the 4 who don't? Tires? Shocks? Converter? Transmission? Ring Gear? Engine? Weight? RPM's? "

1.240 60-foot in SS/HA ain't to shabby for a 9-inch tire. Cooter got it going on. That kid can hook up at a car wash.

Enjoyed seeing y'all this past week. Congrats to the winners, and thanks for your support. Now, off to shower, shave, and sleep.
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