Embarrassing...
A guy in a university libray sees an attractive girl, and asks: "Do you mind if I sit beside you?”
The girl replied with a loud voice: "I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!"
All the students in the library started staring at the guy; he was truly embarrassed.
He hung his head and quietly went to another table to sit by himself.
After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly over to the guy's table
and said: "I study psychology, and I know what a man is thinking.
I guess you felt embarrassed, right?”
The guy then responded with a loud voice: “$500 FOR ONE NIGHT?
THAT'S JUST TOO MUCH!”
All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock.
The guy whispered in her ear:
"I study law, and I really know how to screw people".
David
The New Hemi Guy
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