Little Back At It Again
The 3rd grade teacher was asking her students what they wanted to be when they grow up.
It was Little Johnny's turn…
Little Johnny stood up proudly and said :
"I wanna be a billionaire and go to expensive clubs, find a bitch there, buy her a million dollar apartment in Vegas, get her a Ferrari, buy her a jet to fly to her penthouse in South Beach, get her expensive jewelry and make love to her three times a day."
The teacher was lost of words and didn't know what to do. She just proceeded along and asked Mary what she wanted to be.
Mary replied:
"Without a doubt ma'am, I’d like to be Johnny's bitch!!"
reed
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