princess
Once upon a time there lived a king.�
The king had a beautiful daughter, The PRINCESS..�
But there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would melt.�
No matter what;�
Metal,�
Wood,�
Stone,�
Anything she touched would melt.�
Because of this, men were afraid of her. Nobody would dare marry her.�
The king despaired. What could he do to help his daughter?�
He consulted his wizards and magicians. One wizard told the king,�
'If your daughter touches one thing that does not melt in her hands,�
she will be cured.'�
The king was overjoyed and came up with a plan.�
The next day, he held a competition. Any man that could bring his daughter�
an object that would not melt would marry her and inherit the king's wealth...�
THREE YOUNG PRINCES TOOK UP THE CHALLENGE.�
The first brought a sword of the finest steel.�
But alas, when the princess touched it, it melted.�
The prince went away sadly .�
The second prince brought diamonds.�
He thought diamonds are the hardest substance in the world and would not melt.�
But alas, once the princess touched them, they melted.�
He too was sent away disappointed.�
The third prince approached. He told the princess,�
'Put your hand in my pocket and feel what is in there.'�
The princess did as she was told, though she turned red .�
She felt something hard. She held it in her hand.�
And it did not melt!!!�
The king was overjoyed. Everybody in the kingdom was overjoyed.�
And the third prince married the princess and they both lived happily ever after.�
Question: What was in the prince's pants?�
M&M's of course.�
They melt in your mouth, not in your hand.�
What were you thinking??�
I STILL WORRY ABOUT YOU SOMETIMES!!!!
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