[Ed Fernandez]

Originally Posted by Jeff Teuton

My Social Director has had to cancel Indy and Bowling Green. Need someone able to converse Race Cars, NHRA, Stock and Super Stock Racing, Drink Beer, Serve Beer to My Many Friends, Converse Stock and Super Stock while Drinking Beer, Talk Bad about Fords and Chevys, Assist with Cooking Cajun Stuff, Talk Bad about Fords and Chevys while Drinking Beer, Assist with Cooking while-well you get the point. Pay is nothing, but you get to meet and socialize with racers, and other Social Directors. Must smell decent at all times, have access to pole and pole dancers, be able to drive golf cart, be approved by Jack McCormack, Red Man, all NHRA officials. Consideration given for other attributes not mentioned here. Post your qualifications here.

Just send me the round trip airfare and crew pass.