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NewHemi · 04-21-2012, 12:07 PM

Shaggy Dog Jokes....

You started it Ed...

OK, now, let them roll...

Roy Rogers had been to the store and bought a beautiful new pair of Cowboy boots. Everyone in town had admired his new boots, and he was quite pleased with them..

The next day he was out on the range when suddenly he was attacked by a fierce mountain lion.

Roy fought hard against the Mountain lion, but he dropped his gun, and had no way to fight it off.

Finally Trigger ran off, and he fell on the ground, as the lion continued to attack him. He kicked and he kicked as he tried to defend himself, and the lion bit and ripped at his feet, shredding his boots, as he finally kicked the lion to death..

He threw the lion up on trigger's back and rode back into town, where he was stooped by his old friend Gabby Hayes....

Pardon me Roy, is that the cat who chewed your new shoes?

David
The New Hemi Guy

04-21-2012, 12:07 PM	#3
NewHemi Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Ohio Posts: 472 Likes: 0 Liked 1 Time in 1 Post	Re: Joke Shaggy Dog Jokes.... You started it Ed... OK, now, let them roll... Roy Rogers had been to the store and bought a beautiful new pair of Cowboy boots. Everyone in town had admired his new boots, and he was quite pleased with them.. The next day he was out on the range when suddenly he was attacked by a fierce mountain lion. Roy fought hard against the Mountain lion, but he dropped his gun, and had no way to fight it off. Finally Trigger ran off, and he fell on the ground, as the lion continued to attack him. He kicked and he kicked as he tried to defend himself, and the lion bit and ripped at his feet, shredding his boots, as he finally kicked the lion to death.. He threw the lion up on trigger's back and rode back into town, where he was stooped by his old friend Gabby Hayes.... Pardon me Roy, is that the cat who chewed your new shoes? David The New Hemi Guy Last edited by NewHemi; 04-21-2012 at 12:16 PM.