[Terry Cain]

Originally Posted by NewHemi

My first divorce, we divided things up. She got everything, and got my freedom, and we remain friends to the day.

My second divorce, she left me when I had some money problems, so I got all the debt, kept all of the possessions which sold well in my garage sale, and she got a new sugar daddy.

My third time, it took me two years to finally get divorced, and during that time I was diagnosed as having terminal lung cancer. And it still took me all of the time to buy her out, so I didn't have to continue to be bled out forever.

In all three cases, my cousin was my attorney, and specialized in Divorces. I guess that having me for a relative, gave him enough practice to specialize.

But one thing I figured out after three failed marriages, (I know I could just blame the fact that 2 out of 3 were flat out certifiable), but the truth is that I am just not very good at being married.

The best thing to do, is to let your attorney do the talking, hang your head like a beaten puppy hoping for sympathy, and only speak when the judge, or magistrate asks you a question.

I just hope that I will never have to explain my fourth divorce..

I wish you the best!

David
The New Hemi Guy

David,
Hope I don't have as much exp as you.
Thanks, everybody for advise. Can't talk long, gotta get race car going. It might be my only salvation. See ya at INDY.