[Jeff Teuton]

Good Luck and God Bless to Kris and all our guys out there. Come home safe. Latest report on the oyster boat. It was hit by pirates near Donaldsonville, LA (Country Dog Racing and Ship Stealing Inc.), but managed to escape with minor damage, then later pushed into a bank by a Candies tug, but Northern crew member Rock of Ages was at the wheel of the guilty vessel, and he is like that Italian Capt as far as capabilities. Undaunted Capt. I. M. Cajun has manuvered off the bank and is headed South to Houma with the Famous Nitro Joe Stats. Stay tuned for more 'As the Bayou Flows'.