[Michael Beard]

#1. Who can run the 100 yard dash the fastest?
Beaver Springs has 60' FOOT races once or twice a year. I've been 2.94 on foot... faster than my mom's '85 Chrysler 5th Ave (3.09 60'!), and I'm slow! It'd be neat to see how fast some guys could actually 60'. Probably half the field couldn't make it 100 yards anymore. LOL Jon Jon's probably a good guess though.

#2. Who is the best golfer out there?
Bracket Finals in the mid '90s, there was Peter, Lincoln, and Harrington practicing in the pits... Probably Peter if he golfs like he drives! Or would that be 'drives' like he drives? Should be Rampy given his old BooWeekly deal.

#3. Who is the best horseshoe team? ??
We have teams???

#4. Who is the poker player?
I can't answer that with a straight face.

#5. Who makes the best desserts?
Hillarey Sloan

#6. Who has the most swollen head?
I'll give him a pass here, but he knows who he is. Why is "You probably think this song is about you" playing...?

#7. Who is the best cornhole team? The game cornhole.
Folk

#8. Who is most like McGuyver in coming up with things?
Billy Nees

#9. Who can eat the most in one sitting?
Yes.

#10. Who is the best cook?
John Baughman and Ron Ortiz (we'll give Ron credit even though we know he's just the front man....)

#11. Who is the best on a practice tree?
Ricky Baehr

#12. Who smokes the most cigarettes in one day?
Some bracket racer from Georgia... he had a cig in his mouth even when he went down the track!

#13. Who is the best basketball player out there?
Dave Turner. Doesn't even matter if he can shoot, because he could just walk up and drop the ball in the net.

#14. Who can hit a baseball the furthest?
Britt Mizia

#15. Who is the funniest person out there?
Scott Helms

#16. Who fabricates the truth the most?
Mike Mayhew

#17. Who is the tightest person you know?
Myron Piatek

#18. Who can speak the most languages?
Sorry, my Cyrillic keyboard hasn't come in yet. Denysenko?

#20. Who has the most fun overall?
tossup with Jeff Teuton and Ron Ortiz