Word has it that Dan is at Titusville Hospital with a broke right arm, 2 broken legs and possible brain damage, but that may have been pre-existing.
I heard he has contacted an attorney to persue compensation from Scott due to loss of sexual activity as a result of his right arm being in the cast.
Not to worry, he is under the best possible care provided by "Obama-Care" and has a 400 lb., hair covered nurse to give him routine sponge baths.
Hey Dan Moore, you're #1.
RIP Mark Graham