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Originally Posted by Ed Fernandez
Not that it means a hill of beans,but I was a CPR instructor for 15 years when I worked for Con Edison.If anyone in Div 1 has a problem and I'm there bang on the door of my trailer, I might be able to help.
While I was still working one of my co workers aided someone having a heart attack.He revived him but unfortunately didn't survive at the hospital.
I did have better results after retirement.Me and my wife were in a restaurant when an older man was choking on food.Surprisingly everyone stood around with their finger up their *****.I gave the poor guy the Heimlich Maneuver and dislodged the food.Anyone at the track wants to know how to help someone stop by.
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The way I heard the story was you and some friends were at lunch, when he started choking you told one of you friends, quick stand up and pull yer pants down, he did, then you told the other friend to start licking the other guys rear......
The guy choking was so disgusted he gaked up the piece of chicken and said "My GOD thats disgusting !!!"
You smiled and said to your friends, "See I told you that Hindlicker manuver works every time"
(Sorry if that was "Too Much" that was one of my Grandfathers favorite jokes ?)
Cheers
Chris
