[Michael Beard]

When I was a kid just getting started with my then-index-runner Front Wheel Drive Turismo, I witnessed an argument between Billy Nees and a guy who was shoeing Sweitzer's old car, who said "My car didn't wheelstand, so it didn't ET.", to which Billy finger-waggled, "If your car has to wheelstand to ET, there's something wrong."

I chimed in with a smirk, "My car didn't wheelstand, and it didn't ET either!"

In unison, they turned on me, "SHADDAP!"