Confucius Says:
 

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Man who run in
Front of car get tired.

Man who run behind
Car get exhausted.
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Man with one
Chopstick go hungry.
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Man who scratch butt
Should not bite fingernails.
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Man who eat many
Prunes get good run for money.

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War does not
Determine who is right, war determine who is Left.
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Wife who put
Husband in doghouse soon find him in
Cathouse.
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Man who drive like
Hell, bound to get there..
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Man who live in
Glass house should change clothes in
Basement.
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Man who fish in
Other man's well often catch crabs.
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Crowded elevator
Smell different to midget.

Re: Confucius Says:
 

Confucius say: Man who go out with flat chested woman have reason to feel low down.
Also say: Woman who fly upside down -------------------------------------------------.

I can't finish that one,Ken will have my hide.

Re: Confucius Says:
 

Man who go through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok