My Shopping Confusion
 

There was a bit of confusion at the store this morning. When I was ready to pay for my groceries,
the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."
Making a mental note to complain to my congressman about Homeland Security running amok,
I did just as she had instructed.
When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to
my credit card.
I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.
They need to make their instructions to us seniors a little clearer!

Re: My Shopping Confusion
 

Could of been worse .......... could have got laughing, snickering and pointing .

Re: My Shopping Confusion
 

LMAO good one Jim