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Ron Ortiz 11-10-2011 04:44 PM

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Came across this photo and felt a little nervous, and, thankful that I am still alive. Seems these three travel in a small compact relic that draws no attention, therefore covering up their identities and intentions.

I am planning to attend the Gators and was concerned if this trio of troublemakers were to be in attendance. If anyone knows of the whereabouts or plans, please contact me. The person in the white shirt and maroon FSU hat is not part of this group, but was being enticed to join in their corruptness. Thank you in advance for any information.

Ron Ortiz
U/SA to live in fear

Jack Matyas 11-10-2011 05:46 PM

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Ron - You should know that Billy will never allow his picture to be taken ............the one hanging in the Post Office is enough ! ! !

Dave Turner 11-10-2011 07:13 PM

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Is there any significance to the "opposed leg cross" attitude displayed by this pair?

Jim Wahl 11-10-2011 07:27 PM

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Wow! That poor old guy in the middle only has two fingers!!! Jim


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Jim Wahl 11-10-2011 07:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Dave Turner (Post 292821)
Is there any significance to the "opposed leg cross" attitude displayed by this pair?

I think that's a version of the "men's room stall foot dancing". Jim


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greg fulk 11-11-2011 03:18 AM

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I think someone need to give Billy a new hat.....or is that his "lucky" hat??

Don Himes 11-11-2011 11:47 AM

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No Ron, I don't believe I've ever seen any of these "desparados" in my life......but I'll keep a sharp look-out for you!!!

Dave Ley 11-11-2011 12:18 PM

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Lmao !!!


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Originally Posted by don himes (Post 292949)
no ron, i don't believe i've ever seen any of these "desparados" in my life......but i'll keep a sharp look-out for you!!!


Ron Ortiz 11-11-2011 12:53 PM

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Hey Jack,

It is amazing when another picture suddenly shows up. The following is an educated assumption of what this their identities really are.

This "Gang" has finally been identified by the International Coalition of Mob Activities.

Seated in the middle with all his fingers exposed is believed to be Don "The Don" Himes. This individual is responsible for numerous accusations of being grumpy and complaints towards people of the Great State Of Florida. It is rumored that his frequent trips to the Northeast the past few years were to develop an irritable attitude. It is believed that he is the one who calls the "shots", hence the nickname "The Don". Last reported being seen near a medical facility in Florida, looking suspicious.

Standing in the forefront is the low keyed, woman's man, tango dancing, snake eyed marksman, Edward "Chorizo" Fernandez. Known for his outrageous responses on internet forum boards, this recluse is believed to be the controlling interest of American Motors, a supposedly defunct corporation, but in reality a secret organization of non conforming misfits and snipers who take shots at other manufactures, while living in secluded areas scattered about the country. He is believed to have several aliases, Eddie The Hit Man, Joisey Ed, and Oye Amigo.

Then there is Billy "Professor" Nees, seated to the left disguised as an average human being. Beneath the ragged hat is an individual who's age cannot be determined due to facial characteristics of dissatisfaction, perfection and dealing with ignorant people. Claiming not to be Mr. Nees, nor Junior, this hardened person who drives a Geo and other vehicles names his cars "Nees' Pieces". That is pronounced similar to the candy Reese's Pieces. Not very talkative, unless correcting grammar, his cold eyes penetrate the ones he speaks to, while his shirts reveal his true feelings. Rumors of him finding tenths lying about, and hundredths here and there have circulated the globe. Meanwhile he resides on a mountain in some rural area of Pennsylvania. Nice cover.

His association with The Don, who gives the order, and Chorizo who performs the order, arouses the suspicion that he is responsible for the disposal of the order.

This trio of terror have reportedly been heard of running up and down the eastern coast creating mayhem. I now hope that you understand my concerns of their whereabouts.

Ron Ortiz
U/SA why are they smiling

Dennis P Chapman 11-11-2011 01:35 PM

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Ron you have to much time on your hands thats some funny s--t.


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