First pic: new Pontiac Super Track Duty motor
 

At great risk to my physical well being, I've obtained this pic of the new Pontiac Super Trak Duty (S.T.D.) motor. It was smuggled to me via several ne'er do wells in the inner GM sanctum that have a history of clandestine affairs. Using funds skimmed from the Federal bailout, secret testing has been ongoing for the past several months.

The motor will be available only in the Chevrolt HHR platform with a factory rating of 68h.p. in the full windowed HHR's. The panel delivery versions are slightly under rated at 57 h.p. and look to be the better combo.

My main contact told me and I quote: "We be goin' afta 'da V/S and V/SA market. Onc't we get done widda records in 'dem classes, 'da Blue Oval and PentaStar boyz and girlz ain't gonna' know if dey's afoot or horseback."

S.T.D.'s are contageous, so call your dealer today to schedule an appointment for a confidential interview.

Re: First pic: new Pontiac Super Track Duty motor
 

LMAO!!! Good one.

Re: First pic: new Pontiac Super Track Duty motor
 

Al, a friend of mine once had a girlfriend that had STD's, she got from the floor shift lever of a 3speed T/Stock Chevy back in the early 70's....I think you knew the car

Re: First pic: new Pontiac Super Track Duty motor
 

Al, Your sense of humor.......wow. Good one.