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Excellent job with your runner up at VMP this weekend Chris, real good race in final against SuperRacer Edmund Richardson who is in a league of his own.

Gary

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I concur w/ Gary 100% on BOTH his statements. (I got Edmond-ized R-3 myself.) You were on KILL all weekend in both cars to put it mildly. Nice job Chris, see you at the 'Dutch.
-Don

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Chris,

Nice job racking up those points down South. Sorry to hear about the issue with the Tech Director and the tear down. It is a shame that they bounced you for such a minor issue. Get that thing wired up correctly and get back to it. I am glad to hear that they have decided not to impose any suspension associated with that minor infraction of the rules. Great Job!!!

Maggs Jr.

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well now you must tell the rest of us what happened.

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WAY TO GO CHRIS!!!
Too bad season is winding down 'cuz YOU ARE ON A ROLL!!!!
Keep it going as long as you can!! They race out west and down south for a little bit longer!!!!!!

BTW - what is Maggulli talking about???

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Thank you.....I've been trying REALLY hard to go rounds. My car has been FANOMINAL and when you can trust your car and practice daily and understand your opponents you can do well if you keep your head on straight. As for Maggs.......If you dont know him (ball buster) he is a laugh. The previous comment is a load......if you believed it shame on you! I welcome anybody to look at my car HARD you will find nothing but a gas and brake pedal that wins rounds!

He is just pissed off because I whipped his *** at E-Town in the Semi's (got your dollar). By the way Johnny where are you in Top Dragster National Points...oh wait there is no national points, even Junior Dragsters have a national champ......LOL

The racing is fun the people are great, the thing I wanted most was to have my son in a winners circle pic. Maybe soon!

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Ok Ok...you got me. Chris hasn't been caught cheating YET. I don't want to stir the pot, but I feel like I need to talk about an e-mail Chris sent me earlier in the year. As some of you may know, Chris goes by the e-mail address: World's.Greatest.Super.Comp.Racer@aol.com. I don't want to start trouble, but here is a small sample of what he wrote to me:

World's.Greatest.Super.Comp.Racer writes: John, these tech guys are so dumb, they will never catch me cheating. I have my Biondo box wired directly to my tach, by way of my headlight switch, but only when my nitrous bottle warmer is on and my dial in board reads 8.89. These tech guys couldn't find a delay box in a junior dragster, never mind my state of the are, award winning, National Champion caliber dragster.

Maggiulli writes: Chris, you shouldn't cheat. It just isn't fair. You need to go to church and pray about this. I hope you will change your ways.

World's.Greatest.Super.Comp.Racer writes: Who cares what you or anyone else thinks, I will never get caught cheating. Bring on the tech officials, I have enough wire to confuse those idiots.

Maggiulli writes: Think about those who play by the rules. Your dad wouldn't be happy with you.

World's.Greatest.Super.Comp.Racer writes: I will do anything to win. I don't care.


Chris...you better bring some wire ties with you...you might need them : )

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Hey Chris, have fun down south.


gary

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It is amazing what some Police officers think of when they are stuck sitting in a patrol car for hours on end and nothing to do!

P.S. Mike Sullivan is breathing down your neck with that little 98 point minor lead. He is coming for your ***!

Feel free to contact me
Worlds.Greatest.Super.Comp.Racer@aol.com
LOL

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Yeah my dad has a Gas and Brake pedal.

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Lets put this one to bed, Chris De & Johnny Maggs are friends and it seems that they take pleasure in breaking each others B@lls. Chris & his father are not, have never & most of all dont need to cheat.

I had to say this once the Old Man was mentioned, I know he wouldnt want his name tossed around in this type of post.

Gary

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Clutch Man

Whenever you want, can, come here or anywhere we are racing and come see us, I will personally go through ANYTHING in any car we own and see whatever you need. The truth is that our combinations have been tested for years and our Crew Chief Pro 6.0 software (available to anyone who wants to buy it) is KILLER! Ask former World Champ Ray Sawyer and S/G hitter (son) Mike. They run it too. And how else do you explain that I won 4 rounds in S/G also this weekend in a guys car that I only drove 4 times, and in those runs this weekend I ran a 9.903, 9.903, 9.901 9.906, 9.900. Hmmm maybe I cheated with that one tooo.......BS, I use the same program with that car too.When you look at a log book that the 60' doesn't move more than .01 in 3 days and the weather is within 400 ft all 4 days you can put your car where you need to and win some rounds. If you look at my fathers year, not so good. Mine on the other hand EXCELENT! no complaints. But if i was cheating why would I front dump Edmund Richardson in the final of a National Event and run a 8.92 Because Drag racing isnt an exact science. You guess right and guess wrong sometimes. If you have any other questions feel free to call me anytime and Ill show ya anything you want. I dont Cheat....My dad dont cheat and we will never cheat!

(732) 762-9000 Chris Cell

P.S. sorry about the long post but I havent EVER been called a Cheater by someone I dont know. Maggs I know but Clutch Man I do not! (real name please)

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Before this gets out of control...Chris De and myself are like family. I bust his stones, he busts mine. Anyone that runs D1 knows he and his dad are a class act. I would have hoped that my out of control story would have never been taken serious by anyone that read it. End of Story.

Now, this all started when Chris De tree'd my *** in the semi's of the E-Town National event and went on to win the race, he has been on a tear ever since and I have been bustin' his chops ever since. This was all in good fun, not one ounce of serious in this whole post.

Chris has a chance to chase points and potentially run for top 10 National points in S/C...and guess who is gonna be rooting for him...this guy right here.

Don Higgins...if you read this post...can I get the same software you sold Chris...Damn it's Good!!!

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clutch - you are alone here, the majority of us find this hilarious. in fact, most would say people talking crap on the internet without using their real name is the bigger bs.

Nice job Chris. (in both cars!)

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I don't know, I still think Chris is cheating...

love ya Chris. Knock 'em dead wherever you go next.

srm

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Hey hey hey.. Don't go dragging us into this, Chris.. Everyone KNOWS we're cheating ;)

Later!
........... Mike

P.S. Not a bad job... I still don't know how you can even see where you're going with that dollar taped to your window... Maybe John can answer that for me.

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So here is the dollar story. Chris De and I run E-Town when he's not touring the country and I don't have awards dinners to speak at. According to my log book and detailed notes, I have a 413-0 record against him in eliminations. And suprisingly enough, I had the better light all 413 times too. So one day Chris drank 6 Red Bulls, 4 Full Throttle drinks and snorted about a pound of Pixie Stix and wanted to bet me a dollar that he would have the better light than me. So me being the kinda guy I am, I said to myself, "Self, he has a kid on the way, he's 0-413 against me, let me throw him a bone and I'll set up late on the tree." So that is what I did, I set up for a .001 or a .002, deciding not to try and kill it. I figured I would give him some room to work. As we were rounding the corner to head under the tower I could see his beautiful pregnant wife Karen cheering him on. Just before we pulled towards the burnout box, Karen placed some smelling salts under Chris' helmet to insure he was ready. I saw Karen check his blood pressure (210 over 186) and pulse (just shy of 200) so she gave me the thumbs up...he was ready. As I let the button go I knew I was dead late...I was .003. Chris' tactics worked and he came out .002. Being the man I am I gave Chris the dollar bill that we had bet. Chris was so proud of it he taped it to his windshield and memorialized the day by writing the date and description of the bet on the dollar bill. For those of you who read National Dragster, you can see the dollar bill in the window of his dragster when he won E-Town National 2007. So that is the story of the dollar bill Mikey.

And for the record, I have petitioned the NHRA that the dollar bill is obstructing his view and unsafe for him to compete with.

As far as Chris' and Mike's Crew Chief Pro Software, I don't wanna start trouble, but, I see on Don's website that he advertises version 6.0 as the newest. I saw with my own two eyes that both of these guys had version 19.0 (Guaranteed to run a .90)

Maggs Jr.

The preceeding message should not be taken seriously by anyone, for any reason.

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He's definately a cheater....come on he won a race...he must be cheating...(front dump in the final??)

(Ernie's not going to be happy with you)

And Clutch Man.....this isn't the super stock forum........in this forum...we tear into each other all the time...that's just the way it is......

Chris and his dad are fine people and good racers....

...don't be so quick to believe what you read on a message board....now if you met them I would understand....

Now that Sawyer group...that's a different story....(shaky)

CBS

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Rock Ill send you a Private Message with mine and my Father's address to send our t-shirts......after kicking my *** in Columbus i need it to sop up my tears!

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Chris-
You should feel honored that Maggs actually paid up after losing a bet. I'm still waiting for my dollar that he owes me from a similar bet we had at the E-Town Lucas race. If I ever see it from him, I'm taping it on my windshield too because I want to be just like YOU! As far as obstructing my vision, I can't seem to find the 'stripe anyhow so, that's not an issue. I'm using Don's 6.0 too but I obviously have a ways to go before I get a handle on it like you and Mikey seem to have. Congrats again to you and Mikey both and I'll see you guys at the 'Dutch. Bring my dollar Maggs, I need all the help I can get!
-Don

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I was going through some pictures from Englishtown's National Event and came across this one. If you look closely you can see the dollar bill in Chris' windshield. I know the untrained eye can not see things that a professional like myself can, but give it a try. You can clearly see the dollar bill is obstructing his view, thus my protest to the NHRA. I am awaiting a decision from California.

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That is all necessary equiptment to run the new Crew Chief Pro 19.0 software. However it is not cheating, just the GPS unit Tied to the MSD, Throttle Stop Controller and NOS helps.

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Johnny...that was great....I thought I noticed something sticking out of Chris's car...I just assumed it was

the brake controller......

CBS

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so thats way Don can't answer his phone.lol

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Ouch!....He answers for us......

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Maggs

I thought you said he only got that light because as you staged the wind blew open the Donut box and the powdered sugar blast blocked the tree?? On race days I would stick to glazed..

Bill

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GOOD ONE Bill, LOL!!!
-Don

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That is some funny ****! Chris, what do you have for driving the finish line, thats where I need my help.

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Pete, Pete, Pete...we're gonna be checking !!!

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Lynn, what are you checking? Am I missing something (besides the stripe)? If you teach me how to drive the stripe, I promise I will run S/G next year.

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Pete they want you to stay in S/ST (quack, quack)

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Pete you have the right concept ,you just have to PUT THE FRONT WHEEL in front of him,NOT THE REAR WHEEL!!! PS is my dragster done yet???

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So Tom, if I go backwards down the track and put the rear wheels in ft. I should be good? I think my problem is this "holding" thing. I hold it so tight I forget where I am on the track. Hey Chris, quack this!

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Cant hold against a dead dialed car, see rd 5 Etown, hey Hambone , when you finishing Tommys car, I is ready and need winter storage.

gary

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I was not holding against you, well I started to, but when I looked over to see where you were on the track, I saw your face and it inverted! There was nothing left to hold. I is ready for your car in the middle of November. See you in Vegas you big jack ***!