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My Social Director has had to cancel Indy and Bowling Green. Need someone able to converse Race Cars, NHRA, Stock and Super Stock Racing, Drink Beer, Serve Beer to My Many Friends, Converse Stock and Super Stock while Drinking Beer, Talk Bad about Fords and Chevys, Assist with Cooking Cajun Stuff, Talk Bad about Fords and Chevys while Drinking Beer, Assist with Cooking while-well you get the point. Pay is nothing, but you get to meet and socialize with racers, and other Social Directors. Must smell decent at all times, have access to pole and pole dancers, be able to drive golf cart, be approved by Jack McCormack, Red Man, all NHRA officials. Consideration given for other attributes not mentioned here. Post your qualifications here.

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Please send me an application. (Psst..........don't tell Donna, my wife, she may not understand)

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I'm in - and you are paying better than Kenny what with the pole dancers and all ..........but I gotta lay off that Cajun food .........crawdads give me gas .Or was it the beer .....hmmm not sure


And I can sell a couple cars while we're at it .............

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Just send me the round trip airfare and crew pass.

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Darn, I thought you were looking for a driver!

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Mr. Jeff,

I only meet half the requirements, and I'm sure you know which ones! But will be glad to assist in the remainders best we can for Indy!

Brett Candies
4192 SS/Stock

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Must be able to Lie like a fisherman in a group setting about the performance capabilities of the teams cars, must have high tolerance for alcoholic beverages.
Jeff you have way to much fun.

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Is this a full time position?

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I will consider position only if the "Daiquiri Machine" is present.

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I'll talk to Brother John but,.. We might be able to lend you Amy. She is the BEST social director in the East..Of Coarse we are a tad bit bias.....................

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I withdraw in favor of Amy. I agree there is none better.

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I don't know if Jeff could handle Amy.

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Sounds like Amy went to the front of the line. Do I know Amy? That CRS thing you know.
By the way, the person in charge of Social things must be familiar with correct stemware for those who do not drink beer. No wine in plastic cups etc, drinks should have proper glassware, I mean I (along with my Social Director) will bring Drag Racing up another notch.

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I am your man!!! I will pay you for the privilege!!! :)

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Where's the like button! Lol!

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I may be wrong but I think Jeff is starting to think like John Force is...and is going to hire a bunch of hired guns to take out the competition! ;)

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Application is in the mail but I ain't wearin' no bikini !

JimR

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I am the most qualified individual out there. I have met every qualification you mentioned several times and then some. Actually, I can improve your standards by several notches. For the better part of some sixty years I have perfected the art of organized and disruptive social behavior along with controlled patience of obnoxious individuals, some of who you may know. Additionally, I have the capabilities of remaining coherent for a long duration of time.

Of course with my extremely high qualifications comes a high price tag. Though you are looking for the right person, I will need for you to provide me with YOUR qualifications and exact needs to determine the correct amount of pay. Upon approval I will submit the necessary funding. Looking forward to your response.

It should be noted that with this contract the wagon is available for pit rides and services. Ask anyone who has ever had the privilege of riding in the "cracked wagon" what an experience it is.

Ron Ortiz
U/SA the show must go on

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Big Jeff

I agree with Tim Worner and Jeff Wanger. Amy surpasses all of your requirements (over qualified). She is the one.

Many girls and guys like to brag about how much they have drank, what I love about Amy and friend Cori is they are only concerned with what is still in the cooler. When they get below an 18 pack (each) they really get nervous about running out. Can you say "Beer Run"?

My only concern would be if she could break her prior comitment as Social Director to the "Good Time Gang" and their pit area back by gate 8.

See ya in BG

Dave

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LMAO...thanks guys for your vote of confidence!!! Obviously, my commitment to the Good TIme Gang is number one priority in Indy (and all D3 events) but hanging out with the Teuton gang would be the chance of a lifetime..Heard nothing but good things about that group...and for the record, Mr. Layer is absolutely correct....get Cori and I without at least a case of beer in the cooler and we start getting REALLY nervous!!! :)

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Does the Social Director get a stock or super stocker to race ??

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Jeff,

I'm not looking to fill the job opening but I will have plenty of kringle (Wisconsin danish) for everyone. I'm hoping Jackie has time to make a batch of brandy slush to put in your stemware also. Lime-A Rita's, Bud light and maybe a bottle of wine. The good times start at Bowling Green, see you there!

Dennis Breeden

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i am the man for the job. 57 years driving experience,72 years lying skills,56 years beer drinking,{won several drinking contest} don't smoke.
believe in the lord and hate obama.my weight alone will keep me from running too fast.{won't break out or go too far under}have attended every race at indy. love to drive your car and be defending champion. i'll make you proud. biggg

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Randy thanks funny

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Bigg, I appreciate the offer, but I got drivers (at this point anyway). How about this. Miss Patsy Hill will be the Class, Cooth, and Culture Director. (Me and Bigg agree it takes a Southern Woman to handle that). Amy will be Social Directress to keep everything flowing, and Cori will be the Inventory Manager. I might need an Occupational License for this. Watch as the company grows.

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I just wanna be the bartender.
There's more to this socializing thing then poppin the top ya know. Proper stemware (we've had this discussion before, Dallas I believe...) is crucial as is the correct glassware for the cocktail, not to mention the correct proportioning (like brakes) of ingredients and embellishments for proper beverage enjoyment.
Have been know to discuss Stock, Super Stock for lengthy sessions.
Amy can keep the party rollin, Cori can keep the inventory in adequate supply, and YOU my friend will have the rockinest pit area at the track!
Only requirement is that Cori keep the Crown Royal & ice adequately supplied........

Unk

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Jeff,
I accept the position as Class, Cooth, and Culture Director. I figure all that takes is to make sure everyone is drinking out of the proper stemware! Let me know if I have any other duties! See ya at Bowling Green where the partying begins!!

Patsy

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Looking to make contact with my Social Director. Amy, you have a PM