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Ray Heads 60 Chevy stocker had a small line painted on it that said "stand back even the blowby is dangerous" Don Jackson

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Not on a race car but one of my all time favorites seen on the Porta Potty truck at Lebanon Valley------- "Yesterdays Meals on Wheels"

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Here's Ray Head at my home track, Brainerd Optimist Dragstrip in the eighties.

Wayne.

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THAT is probably one of the coolest photos I have ever seen. Think the starting line was sagging under all that weight?

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Look at that 283 put some wrinkle in those tires!

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Do you find yourself wondering if the pictures of todays race cars will be as cool to look at in twenty years?? Probably not the dragsters, but what about the stock and super stock cars?

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Maybe I am showing my age; but one of the best slogans ever was on the deck lid of every car that Tasca Ford campaigned from the early '60s to the early '70s - "Suivez Moi" which in French means "follow me". Two more of my favorites are "Grounds for divorce", and "With my wife's permission".
Bill Seabrooks - superfan1

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Some of the older guys who raced at Englishtown in the "old days" will remember Benny the butcher.His car had "Nobody can beat Benny's meat" on it.

Ed F.

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on my friends s/st el camino " drive it like you stole it!"

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"On a quiet night,you can hear a ford rust" My wood shop teacher in high school had that licensce plate on the front of his beat up old chevy truck,always made me crack up laughing.The messed up part about the whole thing was that he actually was a ford guy.

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On the back of '69 Camaro S/G , "You can have your Vettes', Monzas', and Arrows', cause you just got suckered by another ol' CAMARO !

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How about "Money ain't everything, but it's way ahead of whatever is in second place."

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STAND ON IT !!! - William Smith Modified Chevy 2 back window Also BOO YEOW !! on Mickey Whaleys 69 Camaro rear license plate. Quarter panel of the Granny Goose Camaro- Heartaches by the number, Camaros by the score, everyday I like it less,each day they bring me more. A Chevy I cant finish a woman I cant win. Its not enough to bring me down, they"re out to do me in!! The story of my life!!

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I am putting this one on the trunk lid of my new Malibu. "People like you are the reason that people like me need medication"

Mike Galuk
JOE COOL RACING
Stock-2080

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"Color Me Gone" seen on several different cars over the years.

Mike

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On the front of Al Ackerman's F/D-"The older I get, the faster I was." And the one that never made it on the side of my car because Chip Banney, Jr. came up with the name "The Three Ring Circus", "there goes the retirement fund."

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I'll add one...

"Just a second, I'm comin'!"

As seen on the front spoiler of Ken Barnhart's SS/B '69 ZL1 Camaro...he bought that car brand new, and still races it to this day...probably my most favorite car on the planet!

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On the back o my C/SM '69 Camaro in the late 70s: Never Endin Spendin
My wife's often repeated lament.
Amazing how many people had to ask what that meant. They weren't racers.

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My two favorites are,

Richard Thorpe had on his Top Fuel Cars
" A Star I Are, A Saint I Ain't"

and on a bracket car i saw
"MY DIXIE WRECKED"
Say it out loud to your self:D:D:D:D

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I like the dig at NASCAR: "If you can TURN, you're not going fast enough!"

Sighted on a Grand National Buick: "I KNOW the light is green; I'm waiting for the BOOST!!!"

There are lots of milionaires in drag racing; They USED to ne "MULTI - Millionaires!!!

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When I was building my new car I told my dad I was a little short on cash he smiled and replied:

A Whiskey Glass
A Womans AZZ
And Going Fast


The Down fall of many a good man welcome to drag racing kid some of the best advice I've ever recived

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I Remember A Bracket Car At Englishtown Had The Eagles Song
Take It To The Limit ..one More Time
Richie Greenwood's Modified Production 55 Chevy "sundown"
Had On The Trunk You've Just Been Sunburnt !

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Dean Cook Sr. "4-speed" Mustang: "Cleveland Rocks"

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On Ray Head's Chevy painted in small words under each letter in V/SA were "Very Slow Auto"

Always got a kick out of that. Ray always had a good sense of humor.

Ronnie, Jr.

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Not sure if it should be in Witty Slogans post or Car Names post??

Jay Kalmus' D Modified Prod 57 wagon, outta Jersey:,,,,,,,,,"Doin Me Proud"
Lettered in such a way that the first letters were the class designation.
Mighta been........"she's Doin Me Proud"

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On my A/S 61 chev:

Born Bad

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We used to put the saying " FEETS DON'T FAIL ME NOW " right over the rear tire .

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Dick, you should update that to: Born Bad - Livin' Bad

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A FRIEND HAD "SNOOZERS R LOOSERS" ON THE DECK LID OF HIS 69 CUTLASS.:cool:

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Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration, don't fail us now.

E. Blues Chicago, IL.

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Not exactly a slogan, but waaay back (early 70's) when hood scoops were becoming commonplace, I was snooping around and looking into some guy's scoop, and I was HAD! On the inside of the scoop the guy had a message for guys like me. It read ' what the f**k are ya' lookin' in here for?'
I must not have been the only one.

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Dave:

It must be the company I keep in the Can Am group.

Also:

On a AA/Altered from London, Ontario

"Wills Fargo"

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Not exactly a slogan, but on the drivers side 2nd window I have a decal thet reads " It's time for you to pull over and change the air in your head". It is for me when I get in the car to race, I think I might need to adhere. Also, under the hood I have the mathmetic symbol equation " Pie R Squared" with it's little squigly line and the R with a small number 2 beneath it. Alot of people try to figure it out, but only true geniuses know what it means.

Ron Ortiz
U/SA Pie R round, cornbread is squared

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Another one i saw was

Better get a straw, cause you suck!!!

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On the *** of my race car.....LICK THIS!

A guy by the name of Tommy Martin worked for Dakin on his T/F car and his best slogan was..........

JUST BLOW ME........