Re: Alan Johnson to crew for Ron Ortiz
 

Can't wait for the wind tunnel results!

Re: Alan Johnson to crew for Ron Ortiz
 

wind tunnel results....
displaces wind current like a 1692 spanish clipper ship

g force ratings ...
maximum g force during braking, especially dumping

ultra secret body lightening ...
rusted a little

power adders tests...
none responded to the 285cfm induction orifice

alan johnson will no doubt learn a lot from RON !

captain
happy fools day :)

Re: Alan Johnson to crew for Ron Ortiz
 

You forgot to add his dads dragpak, so he can crew 2 for the price of one.

Re: Alan Johnson to crew for Ron Ortiz
 

Good choice AJ. Ortiz is solid. "Like A Rock" :-)

Re: Alan Johnson to crew for Ron Ortiz
 

From the neck up!

Re: Alan Johnson to crew for Ron Ortiz
 

Wish I had thought of that. Nice going Ron!!!

Re: Alan Johnson to crew for Ron Ortiz
 

It'll be kinda funny if he can't pick up a "tenth or so" won't it? Who gets to drive?

Re: Alan Johnson to crew for Ron Ortiz
 

Billy Nees: Ron, you know that when you don't take your meds the voices in your head start to take over!

It is April's Fool Day, all the voices in my head were very active, seemed like a great party going on inside.

Tom Kasch: It is April 1st you know.Mine from last year was better!

Last year doesn't count, it is only good for that day only.

Pinballer: When I finally make it to an event, can I park next to you, Ron? You sound fun!

Absolutely, we'll see how you feel about that around 1:00 AM.

nhramni: Rumor has it that Alan will bring a folding chair and a sandwich up the starting line when you run, so he doesn't get bored waiting for you complete a pass.

Total rumor, he will be bringing a folding lounge chair and exquisite hors devours and a Monte Cristo, while wearing a 3-D video transmitter connected into the drivers side windshield set on fast forward.

Captain Jack, you hit it on the head.

Eric Merryfield: You forgot to add his dads dragpak, so he can crew 2 for the price of one.

Here we go, people looking for a free pass already.

Billy Nees: From the neck up!

What is it, voices or rock, make up your mind.

Bob Shaw: It'll be kinda funny if he can't pick up a "tenth or so" won't it? Who gets to drive?

If we can't pick up a tenth and get off the bottom of the qualifying sheet, neither of us can drive.

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Ron Ortiz
U/SA I hope he reads this and calls.