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04-10-2012, 07:11 PM
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Funny one-liners
ok lets put down some of your one liners..
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.....
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04-12-2012, 07:19 PM
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Re: Funny one-liners
 
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04-12-2012, 07:47 PM
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Re: Funny one-liners
I would rather hunt with Dick Cheney than drive with Ted Kennedy,,,,
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04-12-2012, 08:40 PM
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Re: Funny one-liners
I used to be a schizophrenic........ but now we are both OK. Jim
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04-12-2012, 11:24 PM
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Re: Funny one-liners
You know ''that look'' women have when they want sex??
Yeah...me neither...
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04-13-2012, 09:34 PM
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Re: Funny one-liners
I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
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04-17-2012, 11:38 PM
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Re: Funny one-liners
A penny for your thoughts, A dollar if you flash me.
My parents said I could become anything, so I became an A$$HOLE. |
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04-18-2012, 12:45 PM
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Re: Funny one-liners
The Dali Lama walks in to a pizza shop...
Says, can you make me one with everything? wait, wait, wait....., it will sink in, in time..... David The New Hemi Guy Last edited by NewHemi; 04-19-2012 at 02:43 PM. |
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04-19-2012, 01:16 AM
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Re: Funny one-liners
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak..
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Re: Funny one-liners
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