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Old 04-25-2020, 03:15 PM   #1
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Default Old joke updated

A plane has five passengers on board: Dr. Fauci, Pope Francis, Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, and Greta Thunberg. The plane is about to crash and there are only 4 parachutes.

Dr. Fauci says “I need one! I have to develop a vaccine for Covid-19!” He takes one and jumps.

Pope Francis says “I need one! I have to guide people through the spiritual devastation wrought by Covid-19!” He takes one and jumps.

Donald Trump says ‘‘I need one! I’m the smartest man in the USA!” He grabs one and jumps.

Hillary Clinton says to Greta Thunberg, "You take the last parachute. My life has been reduced to being interviewed by Howard Stern, but yours is just beginning.”

Greta Thunberg says … "Don’t worry, there are 2 parachutes left. The smartest man in the USA took my backpack."


Footnote: not making a political statement, just appreciate good humor; even if at my own expense
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