Who has the FASTEST Stocker ? ????

danny waters sr · 12-15-2010, 09:12 AM

With all this 1,000 ft racing , Just to have a little fun..... I was just wondering who is really the fastest in each class (1/4 not 1,000) ,not just the new cars . Here's your chance to fess up and pat yourself on the back without getting HP..........My car under NHRA is a 50 under @ 1/4 mile (K/SA.).... Ok ,who's next on the amnesty list.....

Ed Wright · 12-15-2010, 09:28 AM

The Droozemobile has to be right up there. Ran 108 in the 1/8th in C/SA.

jmcarter · 12-15-2010, 10:56 AM

Danny, think you're after "self-nominations"; right? Hope this thread doesn't go to the same place others do.

boostedf22c · 12-15-2010, 11:01 AM

As in fastest ET, or most under the index???

Ron Ortiz · 12-15-2010, 11:02 AM

Now this is a real hoot. I'll be one of the first and spill the beans. I can go -510 under.
It's real easy to do that with a 20mph tailwind and 35 dew point.

Now I know that alot of the people on this forum are upstanding honest individuals, and would not mind admitting to how fast they can really go. So come on, fess up. I know that you all would not hold back on this forum like you do at the 1,000 foot mark. Because you all are honest well meaning people.
Fast people I know who would not hesitate in revealing their true potential are as follows.
Charlie "Bob" Downing, Jeff "Big Guy" Tueton, "Captain" Jack McCarthy, Bob "Caddy" Shaw, Bob "Banana Man" Dennis, "The Don" Himes, Billy "Junior" Nees, Ed "Chorizo" Fernandez, "Comandant" Tina Summerton, Jim "Slicks On Wrong End" Wahl, James "Little Kitty" Perrone, Jim "One More Beer" Marshall, Luke "Mr. Mellow" Bogacki, Peter "The Quiet Guy" Biondo, Dick "Need a carb" Moreland, Mary "Party Girl" Meints, The "Entire Cajun Dog Farm" Hildagos, Brian "Crawdad": Ponville, Ed "Have a nice day" O'Brien, Bert "Lay Low" Morgan, The "Entire Wolfpack", Larry "Pretty in Pink" Hill, and all the people from that other side of the country and anyone who is crazy enough to live north of South Florida.

OK, lets hear it.

Ron Ortiz
U/SA honesty, integrity, and lapses of reason.

jmcarter · 12-15-2010, 11:08 AM

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Originally Posted by boostedf22c

As in fastest ET, or most under the index???

Most under their respective index; Carey, you and Eric should be on Ron's list. Lord knows you don't hold back. LOL

Michael Beard · 12-15-2010, 11:47 AM

IHRA's Fastest FF/SA car: '85 Turismo 2.2L (per Nitro Joe's Stats, with Eddie Bolton driving. Only -.38 under, but Eddie's ONLY a former World Champ and can't drive a car of this magnitude worth a d*mn)

Been -1.04 under at multiple non-sanctioned events (-.35 under the NHRA DF/S index... but new wheels will be here Friday!) Car is for sale.

The Volare went -1.04 under in I/CM this year. Had been -1.06 under before they hit the indexes this year. Engine is for sale (see Classifieds)

James Perrone · 12-15-2010, 12:34 PM

Not me..for sure
DADDY WARBUCKS I think

herbjr · 12-15-2010, 12:38 PM

I'm not going to mention but one of the fastest stockers in the country is so far under the radar NOBODY has ever mentioned it on here. Its kinda funny with all the bitching about the new cars and this old one never qualifies number one, but rarely loses a heads up. Sorry guys cant spill it. He normally run 400lbs heavy just because he can.

X-TECH MAN · 12-15-2010, 12:40 PM

You guys better start supporting your local stock and S/S circuits better.

12-15-2010, 09:12 AM	#1
danny waters sr VIP Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: lagrange,nc Posts: 2,224 Likes: 0 Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Who has the FASTEST Stocker ? ???? With all this 1,000 ft racing , Just to have a little fun..... I was just wondering who is really the fastest in each class (1/4 not 1,000) ,not just the new cars . Here's your chance to fess up and pat yourself on the back without getting HP..........My car under NHRA is a 50 under @ 1/4 mile (K/SA.).... Ok ,who's next on the amnesty list..... __________________ Danny Waters, Sr / 73 Duster "340"

12-15-2010, 09:28 AM	#2
Ed Wright Veteran Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Sand Springs, OK Posts: 8,132 Likes: 896 Liked 389 Times in 168 Posts	Re: Who has the FASTEST Stocker ? ???? The Droozemobile has to be right up there. Ran 108 in the 1/8th in C/SA. __________________ Ed Wright 4156 SS/JA

12-15-2010, 10:56 AM	#3
jmcarter VIP Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Richmond Hill GA (and Port Ludlow WA) Posts: 4,122 Likes: 1,978 Liked 2,705 Times in 853 Posts	Re: Who has the FASTEST Stocker ? ???? Danny, think you're after "self-nominations"; right? Hope this thread doesn't go to the same place others do. __________________ Jim Carter 2340 Super Stock 2340 SST/2340 Stock

12-15-2010, 11:01 AM	#4
boostedf22c Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Lebanon, IN Posts: 483 Likes: 0 Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Who has the FASTEST Stocker ? ???? As in fastest ET, or most under the index??? __________________ Carey Bales 316D DD/AT www.racetactics.net

12-15-2010, 11:02 AM	#5
Ron Ortiz Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Englewood, Florida Posts: 962 Likes: 28 Liked 255 Times in 87 Posts	Re: Who has the FASTEST Stocker ? ???? Now this is a real hoot. I'll be one of the first and spill the beans. I can go -510 under. It's real easy to do that with a 20mph tailwind and 35 dew point. Now I know that alot of the people on this forum are upstanding honest individuals, and would not mind admitting to how fast they can really go. So come on, fess up. I know that you all would not hold back on this forum like you do at the 1,000 foot mark. Because you all are honest well meaning people. Fast people I know who would not hesitate in revealing their true potential are as follows. Charlie "Bob" Downing, Jeff "Big Guy" Tueton, "Captain" Jack McCarthy, Bob "Caddy" Shaw, Bob "Banana Man" Dennis, "The Don" Himes, Billy "Junior" Nees, Ed "Chorizo" Fernandez, "Comandant" Tina Summerton, Jim "Slicks On Wrong End" Wahl, James "Little Kitty" Perrone, Jim "One More Beer" Marshall, Luke "Mr. Mellow" Bogacki, Peter "The Quiet Guy" Biondo, Dick "Need a carb" Moreland, Mary "Party Girl" Meints, The "Entire Cajun Dog Farm" Hildagos, Brian "Crawdad": Ponville, Ed "Have a nice day" O'Brien, Bert "Lay Low" Morgan, The "Entire Wolfpack", Larry "Pretty in Pink" Hill, and all the people from that other side of the country and anyone who is crazy enough to live north of South Florida. OK, lets hear it. Ron Ortiz U/SA honesty, integrity, and lapses of reason. __________________ Ron Ortiz 2102 STK

12-15-2010, 11:47 AM	#7
Michael Beard VIP Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Columbus, OH Posts: 4,060 Likes: 0 Liked 12 Times in 8 Posts	Re: Who has the FASTEST Stocker ? ???? IHRA's Fastest FF/SA car: '85 Turismo 2.2L (per Nitro Joe's Stats, with Eddie Bolton driving. Only -.38 under, but Eddie's ONLY a former World Champ and can't drive a car of this magnitude worth a d*mn) Been -1.04 under at multiple non-sanctioned events (-.35 under the NHRA DF/S index... but new wheels will be here Friday!) Car is for sale. The Volare went -1.04 under in I/CM this year. Had been -1.06 under before they hit the indexes this year. Engine is for sale (see Classifieds) __________________ Michael Beard - NHRA/IHRA 3216 S/SS

12-15-2010, 12:34 PM	#8
James Perrone VIP Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: LONG ISLAND N.Y. Posts: 1,596 Likes: 2,930 Liked 1,610 Times in 377 Posts	Re: Who has the FASTEST Stocker ? ???? Not me..for sure DADDY WARBUCKS I think __________________ james perrone 1290 STK

12-15-2010, 12:38 PM	#9
herbjr VIP Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Greensboro NC Posts: 1,027 Likes: 1 Liked 83 Times in 32 Posts	Re: Who has the FASTEST Stocker ? ???? I'm not going to mention but one of the fastest stockers in the country is so far under the radar NOBODY has ever mentioned it on here. Its kinda funny with all the bitching about the new cars and this old one never qualifies number one, but rarely loses a heads up. Sorry guys cant spill it. He normally run 400lbs heavy just because he can.

12-15-2010, 12:40 PM	#10
X-TECH MAN Banned Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Lake Placid, Florida Posts: 3,207 Likes: 1,049 Liked 235 Times in 110 Posts	Re: Who has the FASTEST Stocker ? ???? You guys better start supporting your local stock and S/S circuits better.