Why men end up single

KRatcliff · 07-30-2012, 07:27 PM

Bubba stopped by the speed shop and had just told them that he couldn't make the drag race scheduled for the next weekend because his wife won't let him go. After listening to the jeers and other derisive remarks from his fellow racers, Bubba decided to leave for home to his wife.

The next weeked when Bubba's friends started to arrive at the pits who was sitting there having a beer but Bubba sitting next to his door slammer, cooler set up, battery charger on.

When asked how he managed to talk his wife into letting him go, Bubba replied saying that after he went home from the meeting he slumped down in his chair had some beers to drown his sorrows. As he was sitting there his wife snuck up behind him and put her hands over his eye's and said surprise!!! When he peeled her hands from his face he saw her standing there in a beautiful see through negligee and she said, "Carry me into the bedroom, tie me to the bed and do whatever you want to do."

So tah-dah, here I am!

art leong · 07-30-2012, 09:45 PM

Good One.

treessavoy · 07-30-2012, 11:14 PM

That's strangely exciting....

JimR

Reed Granrt · 07-31-2012, 01:46 PM

Is she still tied in bed. If so, what is your address. HeHeHe
reed

KRatcliff · 07-31-2012, 01:53 PM

You don't know how many have already stopped by. She may still be tied up in the later rounds.

Joe Martens · 07-31-2012, 11:09 PM

Love it!!!!

Reed Granrt · 08-01-2012, 02:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KRatcliff

You don't know how many have already stopped by. She may still be tied up in the later rounds.

This is fantastic. It is so great that we can have humor.
reed

07-30-2012, 07:27 PM	#1
KRatcliff Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2011 Posts: 753 Likes: 74 Liked 502 Times in 135 Posts	Why men end up single Bubba stopped by the speed shop and had just told them that he couldn't make the drag race scheduled for the next weekend because his wife won't let him go. After listening to the jeers and other derisive remarks from his fellow racers, Bubba decided to leave for home to his wife. The next weeked when Bubba's friends started to arrive at the pits who was sitting there having a beer but Bubba sitting next to his door slammer, cooler set up, battery charger on. When asked how he managed to talk his wife into letting him go, Bubba replied saying that after he went home from the meeting he slumped down in his chair had some beers to drown his sorrows. As he was sitting there his wife snuck up behind him and put her hands over his eye's and said surprise!!! When he peeled her hands from his face he saw her standing there in a beautiful see through negligee and she said, "Carry me into the bedroom, tie me to the bed and do whatever you want to do." So tah-dah, here I am!

07-30-2012, 09:45 PM	#2
art leong VIP Member Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Richmond Hill, Georgia Posts: 2,003 Likes: 0 Liked 1 Time in 1 Post	Re: Why men end up single Good One. __________________ Art Leong 2095 SS

07-30-2012, 11:14 PM	#3
treessavoy VIP Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Dunnellon,FL Posts: 1,103 Likes: 0 Liked 4 Times in 4 Posts	Re: Why men end up single That's strangely exciting.... JimR __________________ Jim Rountree

07-31-2012, 01:46 PM	#4
Reed Granrt Member Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Murfreesboro, Tn Posts: 149 Likes: 0 Liked 1 Time in 1 Post	Re: Why men end up single Is she still tied in bed. If so, what is your address. HeHeHe reed

07-31-2012, 01:53 PM	#5
KRatcliff Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2011 Posts: 753 Likes: 74 Liked 502 Times in 135 Posts	Re: Why men end up single You don't know how many have already stopped by. She may still be tied up in the later rounds.

07-31-2012, 11:09 PM	#6
Joe Martens Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: North Olmsted, Ohio Posts: 772 Likes: 555 Liked 181 Times in 62 Posts	Re: Why men end up single Love it!!!! __________________ Joe Martens A/Stock 3969