Alan Johnson to crew for Ron Ortiz

Ron Ortiz · 04-01-2016, 11:39 AM

In a shocking statement from Alan Johnson Racing, they have announced their intent to enter into the sportsman ranks of drag racing and support the efforts of Ron Ortiz's U/SA Plymouth. The decision was made to alert the sanctioning bodies of the need to support the sportsman racers. Citing the escalating costs of the professional ranks, the quick turn around time between rounds and the need to have fun at the races directed their attention to Stock Eliminator, in particular to Ron Ortiz.

Said Johnson, "When we reviewed the continuing costs of professional racing along with the pressure packed situations of trying to set up for the upcoming rounds in a small amount of time, we realized we were physically and mentally draining ourselves into repetitive internal destruction. We saw the sportsman racers enjoying the leisure time in the pits while waiting for their opportunity to compete and realized that this was a much more relaxed atmosphere. They were having fun while racing, something that was missing at the higher levels".

When asked why Stock and why such a lower class such as U/SA, Johnson responded with, "Costs, just look at the costs of other categories, it goes right along with the level of competition, is not Comp higher to operate than Super Stock, well that is when we looked at Stock. I know that some of the new cars in Stock are extremely costly also, but the lower ranks are just about right. We thought about some of the Super categories but the throttle stop concept was much like lifting for tire shake and is not appealing to us at this time.

So, why did you choose Ron Ortiz? "Well, if you look at the original fuel motors they were a Chrysler design, so we wanted to stay along this path for familiarity. The 273 Chrysler design is about as basic as you can get so naturally it was a perfect fit for us, especially with our technology and experience with Chrysler power plants. There were several people out there competing with this motor who are extremely talented and have held records, so we had to narrow it down to who we would choose. After reviewing all candidates we chose Ron, not for his mechanical skills, but for the fun factor. And, as a side note, we heard he can also cook". But, why U/SA, not T or O or R. " Because it translates to the good ole USA" quickly responded Johnson.

"With AJR coming aboard we can expect a little more fun into our pit area" said Ortiz, "We know of his mechanical abilities and expect that we can probably pick up a tenth or so, and that will get us out of the bottom of the ladder. And that is not counting what he can do for "The Imperial Palace". A lot of people out there have wanted to visit with us at the races, but were hesitant not knowing us personally or just fearful of possible mayhem, but with Alan here now, we just may get some of them to let loose and have some fun by joining us"

Word spread quickly through the fuel pits of this announcement and there have been several rumored teams looking at Stock also now. A DSR representative and JFR reps who wish to remain anonymous have said that they were always interested in SS and Stock, but were a little afraid of the true tightness of the races.

So now, can we expect more transitions, only time will tell.

This announcement was first featured in the National Inquisitive.

RobbieRacer · 04-01-2016, 11:45 AM

Why too funny! You made my day.

Myron Piatek · 04-01-2016, 11:50 AM

Now you'll finally be able to get those nitro percentages figured out!

7423 · 04-01-2016, 12:17 PM

Brilliant and and just flat hysterical!!!!!!! LMAO!!!!! Slow stockers are waaaaaaaaaay cool!!!!!!! And they race for the same purse as the 8-second Copo, go figure,,..................

TOM KASCH · 04-01-2016, 12:24 PM

It is April 1st you know.Mine from last year was better !

Billy Nees · 04-01-2016, 12:28 PM

Ron, you know that when you don't take your meds the voices in your head start to take over!

Carguy49 · 04-01-2016, 12:35 PM

Meds or no meds, that's funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jim Wahl · 04-01-2016, 12:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Billy Nees

Ron, you know that when you don't take your meds the voices in your head start to take over!

Don't listen to Billy! He's just old and jealous! Jim

Oh yeah, so is Tom!

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Pinballer · 04-01-2016, 01:12 PM

When I finally make it to an event, can I park next to you, Ron? You sound fun!

nhramnl · 04-01-2016, 01:15 PM

Rumor has it that Alan will bring a folding chair and a sandwich up the starting line when you run, so he doesn't get bored waiting for you complete a pass.

04-01-2016, 11:39 AM	#1
Ron Ortiz Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Englewood, Florida Posts: 963 Likes: 28 Liked 260 Times in 88 Posts	Alan Johnson to crew for Ron Ortiz In a shocking statement from Alan Johnson Racing, they have announced their intent to enter into the sportsman ranks of drag racing and support the efforts of Ron Ortiz's U/SA Plymouth. The decision was made to alert the sanctioning bodies of the need to support the sportsman racers. Citing the escalating costs of the professional ranks, the quick turn around time between rounds and the need to have fun at the races directed their attention to Stock Eliminator, in particular to Ron Ortiz. Said Johnson, "When we reviewed the continuing costs of professional racing along with the pressure packed situations of trying to set up for the upcoming rounds in a small amount of time, we realized we were physically and mentally draining ourselves into repetitive internal destruction. We saw the sportsman racers enjoying the leisure time in the pits while waiting for their opportunity to compete and realized that this was a much more relaxed atmosphere. They were having fun while racing, something that was missing at the higher levels". When asked why Stock and why such a lower class such as U/SA, Johnson responded with, "Costs, just look at the costs of other categories, it goes right along with the level of competition, is not Comp higher to operate than Super Stock, well that is when we looked at Stock. I know that some of the new cars in Stock are extremely costly also, but the lower ranks are just about right. We thought about some of the Super categories but the throttle stop concept was much like lifting for tire shake and is not appealing to us at this time. So, why did you choose Ron Ortiz? "Well, if you look at the original fuel motors they were a Chrysler design, so we wanted to stay along this path for familiarity. The 273 Chrysler design is about as basic as you can get so naturally it was a perfect fit for us, especially with our technology and experience with Chrysler power plants. There were several people out there competing with this motor who are extremely talented and have held records, so we had to narrow it down to who we would choose. After reviewing all candidates we chose Ron, not for his mechanical skills, but for the fun factor. And, as a side note, we heard he can also cook". But, why U/SA, not T or O or R. " Because it translates to the good ole USA" quickly responded Johnson. "With AJR coming aboard we can expect a little more fun into our pit area" said Ortiz, "We know of his mechanical abilities and expect that we can probably pick up a tenth or so, and that will get us out of the bottom of the ladder. And that is not counting what he can do for "The Imperial Palace". A lot of people out there have wanted to visit with us at the races, but were hesitant not knowing us personally or just fearful of possible mayhem, but with Alan here now, we just may get some of them to let loose and have some fun by joining us" Word spread quickly through the fuel pits of this announcement and there have been several rumored teams looking at Stock also now. A DSR representative and JFR reps who wish to remain anonymous have said that they were always interested in SS and Stock, but were a little afraid of the true tightness of the races. So now, can we expect more transitions, only time will tell. This announcement was first featured in the National Inquisitive. __________________ Ron Ortiz 2102 STK

04-01-2016, 11:45 AM	#2
RobbieRacer Member Join Date: Jul 2012 Location: Phoenix, Az Posts: 320 Likes: 17 Liked 116 Times in 40 Posts	Re: Alan Johnson to crew for Ron Ortiz Why too funny! You made my day.

04-01-2016, 11:50 AM	#3
Myron Piatek VIP Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Florida Posts: 1,541 Likes: 34 Liked 137 Times in 51 Posts	Re: Alan Johnson to crew for Ron Ortiz Now you'll finally be able to get those nitro percentages figured out! __________________ LOCOMOTION Racing

04-01-2016, 12:17 PM	#4
7423 Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 640 Likes: 0 Liked 1 Time in 1 Post	Re: Alan Johnson to crew for Ron Ortiz Brilliant and and just flat hysterical!!!!!!! LMAO!!!!! Slow stockers are waaaaaaaaaay cool!!!!!!! And they race for the same purse as the 8-second Copo, go figure,,..................

04-01-2016, 12:24 PM	#5
TOM KASCH VIP Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: TOLEDO,OHIO Posts: 1,735 Likes: 0 Liked 241 Times in 100 Posts	Re: Alan Johnson to crew for Ron Ortiz It is April 1st you know.Mine from last year was better !

04-01-2016, 12:28 PM	#6
Billy Nees VIP Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: On a hilltop in Pa. Posts: 4,300 Likes: 3,234 Liked 7,032 Times in 1,584 Posts	Re: Alan Johnson to crew for Ron Ortiz Ron, you know that when you don't take your meds the voices in your head start to take over! __________________ Billy Nees 1188 STK, SS What is "NORMAL"???

04-01-2016, 12:35 PM	#7
Carguy49 VIP Member Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: Fife, Washington Posts: 1,873 Likes: 1,939 Liked 2,361 Times in 622 Posts	Re: Alan Johnson to crew for Ron Ortiz Meds or no meds, that's funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!! __________________ Ron McDowell - Did Race Every day is a Gift - Enjoy with family and friends.

04-01-2016, 01:12 PM	#9
Pinballer Member Join Date: Aug 2015 Location: Suburbs of fabulous Lerna IL Posts: 214 Likes: 8 Liked 10 Times in 6 Posts	Re: Alan Johnson to crew for Ron Ortiz When I finally make it to an event, can I park next to you, Ron? You sound fun! __________________ Brian Saunders Lerna IL '79 AMX T/SA 3790 currently being resurrected

04-01-2016, 01:15 PM	#10
nhramnl Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 505 Likes: 7 Liked 354 Times in 83 Posts	Re: Alan Johnson to crew for Ron Ortiz Rumor has it that Alan will bring a folding chair and a sandwich up the starting line when you run, so he doesn't get bored waiting for you complete a pass.