*little johnny strikes again.!*

[KEN BUGAJ]

*LITTLE JOHNNY STRIKES AGAIN.!*
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> *The teacher asked the class to use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence.
> Molly put up her hand and said, 'My family went to my granddad's farm, and
> we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.' The teacher said, 'That
> was good, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate, not fascinating'.
> Sally raised her hand. She said, 'My family went to see Rock City and I was
> 'fascinated.' The teacher said, 'Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted
> you to use the word 'fascinate.'*
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> *Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been
> burned by Little Johnny before.*
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> *She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word
> 'fascinate', so she called on him.*
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> * Johnny said, 'My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her boobs
> are so big she can only fasten eight.' *
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> *The teacher **sat** down and cried.*