Funny one-liners

sst1988 · 04-10-2012, 07:11 PM

ok lets put down some of your one liners..

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.....

BobOrme · 04-12-2012, 07:19 PM

sst1988 · 04-12-2012, 07:47 PM

I would rather hunt with Dick Cheney than drive with Ted Kennedy,,,,

Jim Wahl · 04-12-2012, 08:40 PM

I used to be a schizophrenic........ but now we are both OK. Jim

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Mike Carr · 04-12-2012, 11:24 PM

You know ''that look'' women have when they want sex??

Yeah...me neither...

sst1988 · 04-13-2012, 09:34 PM

I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.

04-10-2012, 07:11 PM	#1
sst1988 Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Pittsburgh, Pa Posts: 302 Likes: 0 Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Funny one-liners ok lets put down some of your one liners.. I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car..... __________________ Last edited by sst1988; 04-10-2012 at 07:13 PM. Reason: some..

04-12-2012, 07:19 PM	#2
BobOrme Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 25 Likes: 0 Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Funny one-liners

04-12-2012, 07:47 PM	#3
sst1988 Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Pittsburgh, Pa Posts: 302 Likes: 0 Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Funny one-liners I would rather hunt with Dick Cheney than drive with Ted Kennedy,,,, __________________

04-12-2012, 08:40 PM	#4
Jim Wahl Banned Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Central Florida Posts: 5,841 Likes: 627 Liked 672 Times in 121 Posts	Re: Funny one-liners I used to be a schizophrenic........ but now we are both OK. Jim .

04-12-2012, 11:24 PM	#5
Mike Carr VIP Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Enon Valley PA Posts: 1,650 Likes: 234 Liked 80 Times in 34 Posts	Re: Funny one-liners You know ''that look'' women have when they want sex?? Yeah...me neither... __________________ Mike Carr, Tri-State S/SS Association President Looking for 2015 S/SS Race Sponsors Contact me if interested buffdaddy_1302@hotmail.com (724) 510-5912

04-13-2012, 09:34 PM	#6
sst1988 Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Pittsburgh, Pa Posts: 302 Likes: 0 Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Funny one-liners I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure. __________________