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Old 04-11-2012, 05:32 PM   #1
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Default Airline accomdates passengers....

A 50-something year old Muslim man arrived at his seat on a crowded flight and immediately didn't want the seat.

The seat was next to an elderly white woman reading her Bible.

Disgusted, the Muslim man immediately summoned the flight attendant and demanded a new seat.

The man said "I cannot sit here next to this infidel."

The flight attendant said "Let me see if I can find another seat."

After checking, the flight attendant returned and stated "There are no more seats in economy, but I will check with the captain and see if there is something in first class."

About 10 minutes went by and the flight attendant returned and stated "The captain has confirmed that there are no more seats in economy, but there is one in first class."

"It is our company policy to never move a person from economy to first class, but since it would be a terrible and undesirable burden to force a person to sit next to an UNPLEASANT person, the captain agreed to make the switch to first class."

Before the irate Muslim man could say anything, the attendant gestured to the elderly woman and said, "Therefore ma’am, if you would so kindly retrieve your personal items, we would like to move you to the comfort of first class as the captain doesn't want you to sit next to this unpleasant person."

Passengers in the seats nearby began to applaud while some gave a standing ovation.

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I am quite sure that the flight attendant carried out her duty with a smile!

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Old 04-12-2012, 04:58 AM   #2
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Doesn't that make you feel good all over?




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A 50-something year old Muslim man arrived at his seat on a crowded flight and immediately didn't want the seat.

The seat was next to an elderly white woman reading her Bible.

Disgusted, the Muslim man immediately summoned the flight attendant and demanded a new seat.

The man said "I cannot sit here next to this infidel."

The flight attendant said "Let me see if I can find another seat."

After checking, the flight attendant returned and stated "There are no more seats in economy, but I will check with the captain and see if there is something in first class."

About 10 minutes went by and the flight attendant returned and stated "The captain has confirmed that there are no more seats in economy, but there is one in first class."

"It is our company policy to never move a person from economy to first class, but since it would be a terrible and undesirable burden to force a person to sit next to an UNPLEASANT person, the captain agreed to make the switch to first class."

Before the irate Muslim man could say anything, the attendant gestured to the elderly woman and said, "Therefore ma’am, if you would so kindly retrieve your personal items, we would like to move you to the comfort of first class as the captain doesn't want you to sit next to this unpleasant person."

Passengers in the seats nearby began to applaud while some gave a standing ovation.

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I am quite sure that the flight attendant carried out her duty with a smile!

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Old 04-12-2012, 07:54 AM   #3
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I'm very glad for the excellent level of customer service afforded the woman reading her Bible. My empathies go with tht rest of the coach passengers who had to endure smelling that guy on what could have been a long flight. Long live us infidels!!
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Old 04-12-2012, 08:03 AM   #4
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Old 04-12-2012, 09:13 AM   #5
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Wonderful just wonderful!!!! FED387
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Old 04-12-2012, 10:26 AM   #6
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I like it very good.
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Old 04-12-2012, 10:55 AM   #7
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Two Radical Arab Terrorists boarded a flight out of London. One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat...

Just before takeoff, a U.S. Marine sat down in the aisle seat. After takeoff, the Marine kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Arab in the window seat said, "I need to get up and get a coke."

"Don't get up," said the Marine, "I'm in the aisle seat, I'll get it for you."

As soon as he left, one of the Arabs picked up the Marines shoe and spat in it.

When the Marine returned with the coke, the other Arab said, "That looks good, I'd really like one, too."

Again, the Marine obligingly went to fetch it.

While he was gone the other Arab picked up the Marines other shoe and spat in it.

When the Marine returned, they all sat back and enjoyed the flight.

As the plane was landing, the Marine slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened.

"Why does it have to be this way?" he asked. "How long must this go on? This fighting between our nations? This hatred? This animosity? This spitting in shoes and pissing in cokes?"

‘THE FEW. THE PROUD. THE MARINES.
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Old 04-13-2012, 07:50 AM   #8
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Eddie, too bad that's only a joke.
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Old 04-13-2012, 09:11 AM   #9
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Eddie, too bad that's only a joke.
Who said? You haven't seen me fly!
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