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01-31-2014, 07:43 PM | #1 |
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*little johnny strikes again.!*
*LITTLE JOHNNY STRIKES AGAIN.!*
> > > > > > > *The teacher asked the class to use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence. > Molly put up her hand and said, 'My family went to my granddad's farm, and > we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.' The teacher said, 'That > was good, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate, not fascinating'. > Sally raised her hand. She said, 'My family went to see Rock City and I was > 'fascinated.' The teacher said, 'Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted > you to use the word 'fascinate.'* > > *Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been > burned by Little Johnny before.* > > *She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word > 'fascinate', so she called on him.* > > * Johnny said, 'My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her boobs > are so big she can only fasten eight.' * > > *The teacher **sat** down and cried.* |
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