i might have screwed up

SStockDart · 05-28-2012, 10:43 PM

Donna has been in Tucson for about a week tending to her ill father. Our house is getting a little messy, so, the "mans man" that I am, I sent her a text....."Hi honey, I love you...you need to get your azz home. The house is a mess and I am sick and tired of picking up after myself". She will be home Wednesday. I already unloaded all the guns and hid the cast iron frying pans.....am I missing anything? I will give you the report from the hospital on Thursday.

KRatcliff · 05-28-2012, 10:45 PM

Put the Poison Control Center hotline number in your phone.

SStockDart · 05-28-2012, 10:57 PM

Good one...lMAO

SStockDart · 05-28-2012, 11:03 PM

I've been cleaning the pool and just realized that the full bottle of vodka she left me with......is now empty.....crap...do you think she will know the difference if I fill the bottle with water? I'm starting to worry.

KRatcliff · 05-28-2012, 11:05 PM

I would stack the deck in your favor as much as possible. The quieter she is when she arrives the more you need to worry.

Phillip marvetz · 05-28-2012, 11:30 PM

Better have a bottle of red wine and a chocolate cake for her when she get's home.

FrankChastain · 05-29-2012, 05:54 AM

Don't know how long you have been married, but you can't fool a wife that has been around for a while...and don't forget she might have marked the bottle....or anything else that she thought you might tell tells about....So think before you try to fool her...Good luck

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Originally Posted by SStockDart

I've been cleaning the pool and just realized that the full bottle of vodka she left me with......is now empty.....crap...do you think she will know the difference if I fill the bottle with water? I'm starting to worry.

Eddies66 · 05-29-2012, 07:36 AM

Gary, I am going to have to teach you how to cowboy cook and sleep in a Butler Bag outside. The wife comes home and nothing has changed or dirtied, works for me every time.

05-28-2012, 10:43 PM	#1
SStockDart VIP Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Arizona, Texan forever Posts: 1,116 Likes: 720 Liked 459 Times in 174 Posts	i might have screwed up Donna has been in Tucson for about a week tending to her ill father. Our house is getting a little messy, so, the "mans man" that I am, I sent her a text....."Hi honey, I love you...you need to get your azz home. The house is a mess and I am sick and tired of picking up after myself". She will be home Wednesday. I already unloaded all the guns and hid the cast iron frying pans.....am I missing anything? I will give you the report from the hospital on Thursday. __________________ Gary Hansen - SS/FA 4911, B/SA 4911 Last edited by SStockDart; 05-28-2012 at 10:46 PM.

05-28-2012, 10:45 PM	#2
KRatcliff Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2011 Posts: 753 Likes: 74 Liked 502 Times in 135 Posts	Re: i might have screwed up Put the Poison Control Center hotline number in your phone.

05-28-2012, 10:57 PM	#3
SStockDart VIP Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Arizona, Texan forever Posts: 1,116 Likes: 720 Liked 459 Times in 174 Posts	Re: i might have screwed up Good one...lMAO __________________ Gary Hansen - SS/FA 4911, B/SA 4911

05-28-2012, 11:03 PM	#4
SStockDart VIP Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Arizona, Texan forever Posts: 1,116 Likes: 720 Liked 459 Times in 174 Posts	Re: i might have screwed up I've been cleaning the pool and just realized that the full bottle of vodka she left me with......is now empty.....crap...do you think she will know the difference if I fill the bottle with water? I'm starting to worry. __________________ Gary Hansen - SS/FA 4911, B/SA 4911

05-28-2012, 11:05 PM	#5
KRatcliff Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2011 Posts: 753 Likes: 74 Liked 502 Times in 135 Posts	Re: i might have screwed up I would stack the deck in your favor as much as possible. The quieter she is when she arrives the more you need to worry.

05-28-2012, 11:30 PM	#6
Phillip marvetz Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Lynden ,WA Posts: 820 Likes: 0 Liked 3 Times in 3 Posts	Re: i might have screwed up Better have a bottle of red wine and a chocolate cake for her when she get's home. __________________ 2009 V/SA Record Holder

05-29-2012, 07:36 AM	#8
Eddies66 VIP Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Rancho Mirage, CA Posts: 1,120 Likes: 282 Liked 794 Times in 383 Posts	Re: i might have screwed up Gary, I am going to have to teach you how to cowboy cook and sleep in a Butler Bag outside. The wife comes home and nothing has changed or dirtied, works for me every time.