Garlits to race Stock in 09 ?

[Kenny Wigington]

Quote fro Chris De Gidio "I'm sure he'll have some help with tuning and dialing the car. "


Now I know that none of the fine upstanding people on this board are gonna tell him to" hold a dime in one pocket , and a quarter in the other, ya know for the lane toss..."

[Ron Ortiz]

The things I am going to say to Mr. Garlits

I am going to spill my guts out to him.
I'm going to tell him about the sandbaggers and their whomp whomp tactics.
I'm going to tell him about the the tire smoking antics at the finish line.
I'm going to tell him about the allowance of rule bending if he is a preferred individual.
I'm going to tell him about the procedures for having Glendora reverse tech actions.
I'm going to tell him about the well planned schedule for Stock Eliminator runs.
I'm going to tell him about the advantages of getting in line early for entry to the tracks.
I'm going to tell him about the driving to the lanes technique when spectators are present.
I'm going to tell him that he has to stop by fuel and scales all the time, just to be safe.
I'm going to tell him how to give a confused look when questioned about electronics.
I'm going to tell him, when giving a spot to another car that objects get smaller the longer you wait.
I'm going to tell him about how there are more varied types of individuals ranging from idiots to smart due
to the increased amount of participants.
I'm going to tell him that he has to be at the track for more than two days at ridiculous times.
I'm going to tell him about the contingency payouts and round money differences.
I'm going to explain that it is allright to write on the windows with shoe polish.
I'm going to tell him that sometimes no one will be in the stands for the final round.
I'm going to tell him it is going to be alot slower than he is used to.

I'm going to thank him for being another competitor in Stock Eliminator. Welcome. This is a great sport that allows you competition throughout the speed spectrum. He's been there and done that. Nice to have him with us.

Ron Ortiz
U/SA getting smaller all the time.

[Dave Turner]

Originally Posted by Ron Ortiz

The things I am going to say to Mr. Garlits

I am going to spill my guts out to him.
I'm going to tell him about the sandbaggers and their whomp whomp tactics.
I'm going to tell him about the the tire smoking antics at the finish line.
I'm going to tell him about the allowance of rule bending if he is a preferred individual.
I'm going to tell him about the procedures for having Glendora reverse tech actions.
I'm going to tell him about the well planned schedule for Stock Eliminator runs.
I'm going to tell him about the advantages of getting in line early for entry to the tracks.
I'm going to tell him about the driving to the lanes technique when spectators are present.
I'm going to tell him that he has to stop by fuel and scales all the time, just to be safe.
I'm going to tell him how to give a confused look when questioned about electronics.
I'm going to tell him, when giving a spot to another car that objects get smaller the longer you wait.
I'm going to tell him about how there are more varied types of individuals ranging from idiots to smart due
to the increased amount of participants.
I'm going to tell him that he has to be at the track for more than two days at ridiculous times.
I'm going to tell him about the contingency payouts and round money differences.
I'm going to explain that it is allright to write on the windows with shoe polish.
I'm going to tell him that sometimes no one will be in the stands for the final round.
I'm going to tell him it is going to be alot slower than he is used to.

I'm going to thank him for being another competitor in Stock Eliminator. Welcome. This is a great sport that allows you competition throughout the speed spectrum. He's been there and done that. Nice to have him with us.

Ron Ortiz
U/SA getting smaller all the time.

I don't know you Ron, but I think I love you

[Jim Wahl]

Oh boy Dave! I'm gunna tell your "blow up doll" on you! Jim