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10-01-2012, 12:59 PM | #1 |
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Once upon a time there lived a king.�
The king had a beautiful daughter, The PRINCESS..� But there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would melt.� No matter what;� Metal,� Wood,� Stone,� Anything she touched would melt.� Because of this, men were afraid of her. Nobody would dare marry her.� The king despaired. What could he do to help his daughter?� He consulted his wizards and magicians. One wizard told the king,� 'If your daughter touches one thing that does not melt in her hands,� she will be cured.'� The king was overjoyed and came up with a plan.� The next day, he held a competition. Any man that could bring his daughter� an object that would not melt would marry her and inherit the king's wealth...� THREE YOUNG PRINCES TOOK UP THE CHALLENGE.� The first brought a sword of the finest steel.� But alas, when the princess touched it, it melted.� The prince went away sadly .� The second prince brought diamonds.� He thought diamonds are the hardest substance in the world and would not melt.� But alas, once the princess touched them, they melted.� He too was sent away disappointed.� The third prince approached. He told the princess,� 'Put your hand in my pocket and feel what is in there.'� The princess did as she was told, though she turned red .� She felt something hard. She held it in her hand.� And it did not melt!!!� The king was overjoyed. Everybody in the kingdom was overjoyed.� And the third prince married the princess and they both lived happily ever after.� Question: What was in the prince's pants?� M&M's of course.� They melt in your mouth, not in your hand.� What were you thinking??� I STILL WORRY ABOUT YOU SOMETIMES!!!! reed |
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