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Old 10-01-2012, 12:59 PM   #1
Reed Granrt
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Once upon a time there lived a king.�
The king had a beautiful daughter, The PRINCESS..�

But there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would melt.�

No matter what;�

Metal,�

Wood,�

Stone,�

Anything she touched would melt.�

Because of this, men were afraid of her. Nobody would dare marry her.�

The king despaired. What could he do to help his daughter?�

He consulted his wizards and magicians. One wizard told the king,�
'If your daughter touches one thing that does not melt in her hands,�
she will be cured.'�

The king was overjoyed and came up with a plan.�

The next day, he held a competition. Any man that could bring his daughter�
an object that would not melt would marry her and inherit the king's wealth...�

THREE YOUNG PRINCES TOOK UP THE CHALLENGE.�

The first brought a sword of the finest steel.�



But alas, when the princess touched it, it melted.�
The prince went away sadly .�



The second prince brought diamonds.�



He thought diamonds are the hardest substance in the world and would not melt.�
But alas, once the princess touched them, they melted.�

He too was sent away disappointed.�

The third prince approached. He told the princess,�
'Put your hand in my pocket and feel what is in there.'�

The princess did as she was told, though she turned red .�



She felt something hard. She held it in her hand.�

And it did not melt!!!�

The king was overjoyed. Everybody in the kingdom was overjoyed.�

And the third prince married the princess and they both lived happily ever after.�

Question: What was in the prince's pants?�







M&M's of course.�

They melt in your mouth, not in your hand.�
What were you thinking??�

I STILL WORRY ABOUT YOU SOMETIMES!!!!

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