Nookie Green

KEN BUGAJ · 03-21-2013, 07:11 PM

An Irish man went to confession in St. Patrick's Catholic Church.

>

> 'Father', he confessed, 'it has been one month since my last confession. I

> had sex with Nookie Green twice last month.'

>

> The priest sighed and told the sinner, 'You are forgiven. Go out and say

> three Hail Mary's.'

>

> Soon thereafter, another Irish man entered the confessional. 'Father , it

> has been two months since my last confession. I've had sex with Nookie Green

> twice a week for the past two months.'

>

> This time, curiosity captured the priest: 'And who is this Nookie Green?'

>

> 'A new woman in the neighborhood', the sinner replied.

>

> 'Very well,' sighed the priest. 'Ye go and say ten Hail Mary's.'

>

> At mass the next morning, as the priest prepared to deliver the sermon, a

> tall, voluptuous, drop-dead gorgeous redheaded woman entered the sanctuary.

> The eyes of every man in the church fell upon her as she slowly sashayed up

> the aisle and sat down right in front of the priest. Her dress was green and

> very short, and she wore matching, shiny emerald-green shoes.

>

> The priest and the altar boy gasped as the woman in the green dress and

> matching green shoes sat with her legs opened slightly apart, but just

> enough to suggest she wasn't wearing any underwear.

>

> The priest turned to the altar boy and whispered, 'Is that Nookie Green?'

>

> The bug-eyed altar boy couldn't believe his ears but managed to stammer a

> reply, 'No Father, I think it's just a reflection from her shoes'.

>

Dick Butler · 03-22-2013, 12:47 PM

Classic joke told by my friend Dick Baker who always had a joke when ever he arrived at the races in Div 3. His version was Mother Green.
In his version a new priest was being shown around the Church. On introduction to the gardener the gardener said the church parisheners were wonderful except for some problems with "Mother Green"
These introductions all got the same responses.Then on Sunday...... "No Father I think its just the way the light is hitting it."
Dick even had that phrase lettered on his SS/X Buick Trunk like in microscopic letters which looked like a tail on a Butterfly...Beautiful art work by Dauber.

03-21-2013, 07:11 PM	#1
KEN BUGAJ Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: LEXINGTON NC. Posts: 389 Likes: 43 Liked 18 Times in 7 Posts	Nookie Green An Irish man went to confession in St. Patrick's Catholic Church. > > 'Father', he confessed, 'it has been one month since my last confession. I > had sex with Nookie Green twice last month.' > > The priest sighed and told the sinner, 'You are forgiven. Go out and say > three Hail Mary's.' > > Soon thereafter, another Irish man entered the confessional. 'Father , it > has been two months since my last confession. I've had sex with Nookie Green > twice a week for the past two months.' > > This time, curiosity captured the priest: 'And who is this Nookie Green?' > > 'A new woman in the neighborhood', the sinner replied. > > 'Very well,' sighed the priest. 'Ye go and say ten Hail Mary's.' > > At mass the next morning, as the priest prepared to deliver the sermon, a > tall, voluptuous, drop-dead gorgeous redheaded woman entered the sanctuary. > The eyes of every man in the church fell upon her as she slowly sashayed up > the aisle and sat down right in front of the priest. Her dress was green and > very short, and she wore matching, shiny emerald-green shoes. > > The priest and the altar boy gasped as the woman in the green dress and > matching green shoes sat with her legs opened slightly apart, but just > enough to suggest she wasn't wearing any underwear. > > The priest turned to the altar boy and whispered, 'Is that Nookie Green?' > > The bug-eyed altar boy couldn't believe his ears but managed to stammer a > reply, 'No Father, I think it's just a reflection from her shoes'. >

03-22-2013, 12:47 PM	#2
Dick Butler VIP Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Richmond Indiana Posts: 1,197 Likes: 5 Liked 32 Times in 19 Posts	Re: Nookie Green Classic joke told by my friend Dick Baker who always had a joke when ever he arrived at the races in Div 3. His version was Mother Green. In his version a new priest was being shown around the Church. On introduction to the gardener the gardener said the church parisheners were wonderful except for some problems with "Mother Green" These introductions all got the same responses.Then on Sunday...... "No Father I think its just the way the light is hitting it." Dick even had that phrase lettered on his SS/X Buick Trunk like in microscopic letters which looked like a tail on a Butterfly...Beautiful art work by Dauber.