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Donna has been in Tucson for about a week tending to her ill father. Our house is getting a little messy, so, the "mans man" that I am, I sent her a text....."Hi honey, I love you...you need to get your azz home. The house is a mess and I am sick and tired of picking up after myself". She will be home Wednesday. I already unloaded all the guns and hid the cast iron frying pans.....am I missing anything? I will give you the report from the hospital on Thursday.
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Re: i might have screwed up
Put the Poison Control Center hotline number in your phone.
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Good one...lMAO
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I've been cleaning the pool and just realized that the full bottle of vodka she left me with......is now empty.....crap...do you think she will know the difference if I fill the bottle with water? I'm starting to worry.
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I would stack the deck in your favor as much as possible. The quieter she is when she arrives the more you need to worry.
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Better have a bottle of red wine and a chocolate cake for her when she get's home.
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Another problem........the Jack Daniels bottle is half empty. When Donna has a drink, she prefers Jack and Coke. Should I just water down a little Coca-Cola and fill the bottle back up???? Oh, btw, it doesn't take me long to clean our pool. I just flip it over and refill it.....got it at Walmart. LOL
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. I've been thinking about getting some sympathy from Donna. That way she doesn't beat the crap out of me. I don't know if a heart attack will do it, but might be worth a try.....what are the symptoms?
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Well if you thing she may beat the crap out of you give her a lot of jack and coke first out at the pool. Then let her go in the house you may get the free pass this time. Good luck Gary.
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