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Old 09-12-2013, 01:36 PM   #1
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'OLD' IS WHEN...
Your sweetie says, 'Let's go upstairs and make love,' and you answer, 'Pick one; I can't do both'

'OLD' IS WHEN...
Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.

'OLD' IS WHEN....
Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

'OLD' IS WHEN....
You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long
as you don't have to go along.

'OLD' IS WHEN...
You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor
instead of by the police .

'OLD' IS WHEN..
'Getting a little action' means you don't need to take a laxative today.

'OLD' IS WHEN.....
'Getting lucky' means you find your car in the parking lot..

'OLD' IS WHEN...
An 'all-nighter' means not getting up to use the bathroom.

'OLD' IS WHEN....
You're not sure if these are facts or jokes.
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Old 09-13-2013, 11:43 AM   #2
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Good one !
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Old 09-17-2013, 12:11 AM   #3
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Pappy,you're as old as you want to be.
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Old 09-17-2013, 12:29 PM   #4
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Loved those! Saw one ironically hanging on a wall in a restaurant last night ...

middle age is when you have two choices to decide between and you go with the one that will get you home earlier.
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OLD is when you get up in the morning looking forward to "Nap time"
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Old 09-19-2013, 04:45 PM   #6
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Old is when.............................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .......................................uh......... .................................................. ...............um................................. .................................................. .................old is when you're............................................ um................................................ ................................uhh............... .........................................never mind.

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Old 09-19-2013, 04:50 PM   #7
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Old is when.............................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .......................................uh......... .................................................. ...............um................................. .................................................. .................old is when you're............................................ um................................................ ................................uhh............... .........................................never mind.

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ummmmm. you been eating them odd plants again?
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Old 09-20-2013, 12:53 PM   #8
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This is Ron's wife Cindy. Thanks for the comment Keith944. See what you have done, he tried to taste it and now he's gone.

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