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Old 04-16-2012, 12:19 AM   #1
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Default World's shortest books, humor

MY BLACK GIRLFRIENDS
by Tiger Woods
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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY
By Jane Fonda, Michelle Obama & Cindy Sheehan
Illustrated by Michael Moore
Foreword by George Soros
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MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS
& HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA

By Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton
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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL
By Hillary Clinton
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Sequel: THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY

By Bill Clinton
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THING$ I CANNOT AFFORD
By Bill Gates
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THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY
By Dennis Rodman
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THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE
By Al Gore & John Kerry
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GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC
By Amelia Earhart
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HOW TO LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST
By Dr. Jack Kevorkian
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TO ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED BEFORE
By Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnell
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GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
By Mike Tyson
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THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY

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MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
By O. J. Simpson & Casey Anthony
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HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE SAFELY
By Ted Kennedy
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MY BOOK OF MORALS
By Bill Clinton
With introduction by
The Rev. Jesse Jackson
and foreward by
Tiger Woods with John Edwards
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HOW TO WIN A SUPERBOWL
BY THE MINNESOTA VIKINGS
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AND, JUST ADDED:
My Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy
By Nancy Pelosi
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And the shortest book of them all........................
THINGS I DID TO DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE
by Barack Obama
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And last of all....
Book with the least value to anyone......
My check book!
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Old 04-16-2012, 12:27 AM   #2
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Default Re: World's shortest books, humor

You should have included the world's longest book:

"Understanding Women: Volumes 1-87"
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Old 04-16-2012, 05:28 AM   #3
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Old 04-16-2012, 01:28 PM   #4
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Default Re: World's shortest books, humor

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You should have included the world's longest book:

"Understanding Women: Volumes 1-87"
Couldnt have been written by a man.....or it would have been just two letters "no"

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