"old" is when....

Keith 944 · 09-12-2013, 01:36 PM

'OLD' IS WHEN...
Your sweetie says, 'Let's go upstairs and make love,' and you answer, 'Pick one; I can't do both'

'OLD' IS WHEN...
Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.

'OLD' IS WHEN....
Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

'OLD' IS WHEN....
You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long
as you don't have to go along.

'OLD' IS WHEN...
You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor
instead of by the police .

'OLD' IS WHEN..
'Getting a little action' means you don't need to take a laxative today.

'OLD' IS WHEN.....
'Getting lucky' means you find your car in the parking lot..

'OLD' IS WHEN...
An 'all-nighter' means not getting up to use the bathroom.

'OLD' IS WHEN....
You're not sure if these are facts or jokes.

pauldilcher · 09-13-2013, 11:43 AM

Good one !

Ed Fernandez · 09-17-2013, 12:11 AM

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Originally Posted by pauldilcher

Good one !

Pappy,you're as old as you want to be.

09-17-2013, 12:29 PM

Loved those! Saw one ironically hanging on a wall in a restaurant last night ...

middle age is when you have two choices to decide between and you go with the one that will get you home earlier.

Dick Butler · 09-17-2013, 05:56 PM

OLD is when you get up in the morning looking forward to "Nap time"

Ron Ortiz · 09-19-2013, 04:45 PM

Old is when.............................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .......................................uh......... .................................................. ...............um................................. .................................................. .................old is when you're............................................ um................................................ ................................uhh............... .........................................never mind.

Ron Or..............
U/SA.................um

Keith 944 · 09-19-2013, 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Ron Ortiz

Old is when.............................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .......................................uh......... .................................................. ...............um................................. .................................................. .................old is when you're............................................ um................................................ ................................uhh............... .........................................never mind.

Ron Or..............
U/SA.................um

ummmmm. you been eating them odd plants again?

Ron Ortiz · 09-20-2013, 12:53 PM

This is Ron's wife Cindy. Thanks for the comment Keith944. See what you have done, he tried to taste it and now he's gone.

Cindy Ortiz
U/SA now it's mine

09-12-2013, 01:36 PM	#1
Keith 944 VIP Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Dela-where? Posts: 2,116 Likes: 1,004 Liked 1,649 Times in 521 Posts	"old" is when.... 'OLD' IS WHEN... Your sweetie says, 'Let's go upstairs and make love,' and you answer, 'Pick one; I can't do both' 'OLD' IS WHEN... Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot. 'OLD' IS WHEN.... Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face. 'OLD' IS WHEN.... You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along. 'OLD' IS WHEN... You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police . 'OLD' IS WHEN.. 'Getting a little action' means you don't need to take a laxative today. 'OLD' IS WHEN..... 'Getting lucky' means you find your car in the parking lot.. 'OLD' IS WHEN... An 'all-nighter' means not getting up to use the bathroom. 'OLD' IS WHEN.... You're not sure if these are facts or jokes. __________________ KEITH MAYERS 2 X somebody many X nobody

09-13-2013, 11:43 AM	#2
pauldilcher Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 425 Likes: 1 Liked 53 Times in 9 Posts	Re: "old" is when.... Good one !

09-17-2013, 12:29 PM	#4
Tar Heel Guest Posts: n/a	Re: "old" is when.... Loved those! Saw one ironically hanging on a wall in a restaurant last night ... middle age is when you have two choices to decide between and you go with the one that will get you home earlier.

09-17-2013, 05:56 PM	#5
Dick Butler VIP Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Richmond Indiana Posts: 1,197 Likes: 5 Liked 32 Times in 19 Posts	Re: "old" is when.... OLD is when you get up in the morning looking forward to "Nap time"

09-19-2013, 04:45 PM	#6
Ron Ortiz Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Englewood, Florida Posts: 962 Likes: 28 Liked 255 Times in 87 Posts	Re: "old" is when.... Old is when.............................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .......................................uh......... .................................................. ...............um................................. .................................................. .................old is when you're............................................ um................................................ ................................uhh............... .........................................never mind. Ron Or.............. U/SA.................um __________________ Ron Ortiz 2102 STK

09-20-2013, 12:53 PM	#8
Ron Ortiz Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Englewood, Florida Posts: 962 Likes: 28 Liked 255 Times in 87 Posts	Re: "old" is when.... This is Ron's wife Cindy. Thanks for the comment Keith944. See what you have done, he tried to taste it and now he's gone. Cindy Ortiz U/SA now it's mine __________________ Ron Ortiz 2102 STK