Moving to Birmingham, AL

[jmcarter]

You're going to miss the scenery. I lived in CO many years ago and two summers ago my buddies and I did a motorcycle ride out there and I had forgotten all the beautiful roads and high passes. But welcome to D2, my guess is you won't miss the long tows to race.

[farmco r/sa]

greetings michael and lindsey.
settling in to birmingham? how is it going ?
your denver friends......

[SStockDart]

Hey Michael, it was a pleasure to meet you and your Lindsey in Phoenix......best of luck racing there.....you know that a single digit number puts a target on your back.......especially in the South....I'm not worried about you.....

[SStockDart]

Originally Posted by HR9121

Must be moving the legalization movement to Alabama. Might should have started in Georgia, I think most residents in Alabama already think it's legal there.

"shine" is legal....right?

[SStockDart]

Originally Posted by Charlie A

When you are in the subdivisions looking for a home, if you are quiet and listen closely, you can hear the children outside playing call, "Uncle Daddy, Aunt Mama, can we come back inside?".

Now that is funny....I don't care who you are....

[strange1]

I met them both at an outlaw track (The Baileyton Good time Dragstrip) last weekend. Super nice couple. I think they will like it here. There are many choices for their racing pleasure in close proximity.

Robert
Stk 2061

[Mark Callanan]

Originally Posted by Ron Ortiz

Larry the Cable Guy used to be a regular caller on a local rock station in Tampa, FL. He used to call on the Ron & Ron show, and was hilarious. He actually was a cable guy, and the radio station was his initial launch to stardom.

Here are some references for the South.

You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table... in front of her kids.
You think Genitalia is an Italian airline.
The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse.
Last year you hid Easter eggs under cow pies.
You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.
Jack Daniel's makes your list of "Most Admired People."
You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.
Anyone in your family ever died right after saying, "Hey, y'all watch this!"
You've got more than one brother named 'Darryl.'
You think that Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.
You go to your family reunion looking for a date.
Your Junior/Senior Prom had a Daycare.
You think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are, "Gentlemen, start your engines."
You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.
You take a six-pack cooler to church.
You had to remove a toothpick for your wedding pictures.
The bluebook value of your truck goes up and down, depending on how much gas it has in it.
You have to go outside to get something out of the 'fridge.
One of your kids was born on a pool table.
Your dad walks you to school because you are both in the same grade.
You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.
You have flowers planted in a bathroom fixture in your front yard.
Ya can't get married to yer sweetheart 'cause there's a law against it.
You dated one of your parents' current spouses in high school.
You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.
Your school fight song is "Dueling Banjos."
Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.

Hope this helps Michael and welcome.

BTW, Florida is not part of the South, it is retirement land for Yankees.
It is also home to college football powerhouses. FSU, UCF, FL, UM, USF.

Ron Ortiz
U/SA You pay for the sun.

I laughed till I had tears
Well done...

[SuperStocks@LionsDragStrip]

Welcome to the South.


SuperStocks@LionsDragStrip
Lassiter Mountain Dragway Announcer