Cleverly hillbillys

[Jeff Stout]

Curious on the web page for rules at the Houston event. Thanks

[Larry Hill]

With 320 lbs in the driver's seat do you think it might upset the delicate balance of the vehicle? Do we get a practice lap or two?

[1matcoman]

phish,
I promise to go 500. or better on the tree if you'll let me take it for a lap or two.
(wait, did I put that decimal point in the right place?) :-)

[Spyphish]

Originally Posted by 1matcoman

phish,
I promise to go 500. or better on the tree if you'll let me take it for a lap or two.
(wait, did I put that decimal point in the right place?) :-)

OK so I did leave on the green bulb at Indy once. Lost too.....

Larry, we gonna' run that car at about 50% and you get plenty of practice laps. Book says the 93 600 SEC has a chip to stop the Autobahn at 150, it will go 160. (And I am a French model), well I am French desent.

I am not repairing the AC but it will have cruise.

So while we are at it.
1. Team EAUX 1976 Dodge MonacEAUX complete car, will race in Jersey in August, BG in Sept and Houston in Nov
2. Team CLEVERLY HILLBILLYS 1993 Mercedes 600 SEC with 1928 HB truck skin on it, Granny and Ellie on the roof. Under construction cage in July. Debut BG in Sept.
3. Team a PISSFULL of DOLLARS 1993 Porsche 928 GTS with a 59 Ford Ranchero on it (thank you Tom Hanna). Under construction, twin bedpans for scoops, toilet on roof, Porta-John in bed with keg pouring thru (used) bedpan Debut Houston in Nov.
4. Team HERD IMMUNITY 1966 Dodge 4 Door Hemi Coronet 5 speed stick PANHEMIC
Car is built , used in Great Race and just needs a cage. Not sure when Dr. Fakechi will lets us out with that one, you know mask and all.

As usual, GO BIG or GO HOME. Phish
And all are $500 cars

[Brett C]

Originally Posted by Spyphish

Nov 13 14 Angelton (MSR Houston). If we aint broke down or broke in general, try this one. Love to have ya'. Phish

That may fit better! I do have a little road course experience too!

[Spyphish]

Originally Posted by Brett C

That may fit better! I do have a little road course experience too!

Pick your poision (ride). Actually the plan is to move drivers between cars so get more bang for your $75 buck membership fee. Race and hour
, come in for a 30 minute rest. Then here comes the Cleverly car, take that one out. Plus one breaks (NO! NEVER) grab another Hooptie. JedPhish

[Jeff Stout]

I found the rules and had a good laugh with the wording by the officials. Here is a section on the rules about cheating.
: BS Factor: To prevent cheating, all cars will be inspected by a panel appointed by
the Organizers. At that time, all teams will be given an opportunity to describe the car’s
purchase and prep. If the panel believes the limit set out in Rule 4.1 has been
exceeded, it will assign a Bull**** Factor (BSF) equal to one BSF per $10 above the
limit. The entry will be docked one lap for each BSF assigned. (Ten dollars = one BSF =
one lap.) Entrants are very, very, exceedingly strongly encouraged to bring pre-raceprep photographs, verifiable receipts, notarized testimonials, plus any and all other
supporting evidence to Tech/BS Inspection. Or at least make up plausible-sounding
stories in advance.
Maybe this instead of AHFS.

[Spyphish]

Brilliant idea on that NHRA factor stuff, but I aint in that hunt. As for the Lemons BS Judge, of course they are in my pocket. I was told once at a Board of Directors meeting I had a PHD in BS!!! You drive I will handle the rest. Jed

PS Jane just spotted the hidden Porschero, in time out....

[Spyphish]

Scored an antique bench in someones French Quarter trash for Ellie May and Grannie roof mount. Seat, radiator and new fan installed. Need to plug sunroof hole and get over to Madman Chassis for cage. Anyone here familiar and have the Star software (foreign car tech) to clear some codes and get it out of limp mode? We are not Benz techs. 1993 600 SEC Star software!!!!! World slowest race car unles we get some help. Phish

[Spyphish]

Forget the Star software. Popped fuse in ECM box. LOOK OUT, this baby flys. Jed