Goodyear Contriversive

[Fireofficer5]

Pretty soon all some people are going to be able to do is look at each other.

That's all that will be there.

Because they hate other different people so much.

Their funeral will be in a phone booth.

Good luck AF.

Rick Pingol

[Randy Guest]

Well i will keep running my mickey thompson or hoosier tires and they can sick them goodyears up there where the sun dont shine

[Grey Ghost]

Originally Posted by SStockDart

DONE.... amazing what one can get when you lay a guilt trip on someone. It goes like this..... Dear NHRA, I am writing so dat you will be aware that we are going to have peaceful protest and burn Glendora down cuz in 1918 Oldsmobile my grandpa din't like his Oldsmobile because it was the wrong color. We demand 45 HP back.,
Signed,
Olds Folks Matter

Just a joke folks....

May want to "warm" up on a Target are Burger King cuz apparently that is acceptable! Check with your local democratic mayor.

[SStockDart]

Originally Posted by Grey Ghost

May want to "warm" up on a Target are Burger King cuz apparently that is acceptable! Check with your local democratic mayor.

Phil, I'll keep that in mind. Phoenix has a "democrat" mayor (not democratic, maybe I don't get the joke) I do not live in Phoenix. I live in an area that seldom has a democrat run against our Republican. BTW...I see you are in Iowa. I spent the first 19 years of my life in SW Iowa.

[Jeff Niceswanger]

Originally Posted by Jeff Stout

So if I write stuff on the bathroom wall I can get stuff changed to my advantage? Where my magic marker 45 HP off my Olds motor coming soon.

Lets lighten the load a little bit .... Back when I was working for Essex Wire ( 1974 -1981 with 1300 women and 200 guys ) I was walking through the press room and stopped off to go to the can.The press room was full of huge punch presses ( Bliss, Brandys, Niagra's etc..) banging away making the electro-mechanical switch parts and brackets for all makes of American cars.The Japs hadn't showed up yet. Anyway, I headed into this dark,dingy, dirty restroom. The place was not only poorly lit, but so noisy if by chance you ran into someone in there it was hard to talk. You had to shout. But I was in there by myself. I sit down to do my business. The stalls had white plywood doors as well as the surrounding panels. I was sitting there looking to see if I could notice any graffiti and I noticed something spelled out in the bottom right hand side of the entrance door. It was written really, really small. I kept leaning closer so as to read it. But because of the dimness of the stall, I was having a bad time making out what it said. So I really stretched out and leaned down to finally see what had been written...
" YOU ARE NOW SHETING AT A 45 DEGREE ANGLE "


Dag gone if I wasn't ! LOL
Whoever got down on their hands and knees to print those little letters was a real comedian ....

[SStockDart]

That is funny...
Last night I was looking for something to laugh at on youtube. I found Ron White. He said "last night I got so drunk that when I woke up, someone had sh** my pants" I don't know who it was, but I'm sure he had corn. Lmao