Alan Johnson to crew for Ron Ortiz - Page 2

MikeMoller · 04-01-2016, 02:06 PM

Can't wait for the wind tunnel results!

Jack McCarthy · 04-01-2016, 02:13 PM

wind tunnel results....
displaces wind current like a 1692 spanish clipper ship

g force ratings ...
maximum g force during braking, especially dumping

ultra secret body lightening ...
rusted a little

power adders tests...
none responded to the 285cfm induction orifice

alan johnson will no doubt learn a lot from RON !

captain
happy fools day

Eric Merryfield · 04-01-2016, 04:28 PM

You forgot to add his dads dragpak, so he can crew 2 for the price of one.

Bruce Fulper · 04-01-2016, 05:10 PM

Good choice AJ. Ortiz is solid. "Like A Rock" :-)

Billy Nees · 04-01-2016, 05:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bruce Fulper

Good choice AJ. Ortiz is solid. "Like A Rock" :-)

From the neck up!

Jeff Teuton · 04-01-2016, 06:52 PM

Wish I had thought of that. Nice going Ron!!!

Bob Shaw · 04-01-2016, 07:56 PM

It'll be kinda funny if he can't pick up a "tenth or so" won't it? Who gets to drive?

Ron Ortiz · 04-01-2016, 11:24 PM

Billy Nees: Ron, you know that when you don't take your meds the voices in your head start to take over!

It is April's Fool Day, all the voices in my head were very active, seemed like a great party going on inside.

Tom Kasch: It is April 1st you know.Mine from last year was better!

Last year doesn't count, it is only good for that day only.

Pinballer: When I finally make it to an event, can I park next to you, Ron? You sound fun!

Absolutely, we'll see how you feel about that around 1:00 AM.

nhramni: Rumor has it that Alan will bring a folding chair and a sandwich up the starting line when you run, so he doesn't get bored waiting for you complete a pass.

Total rumor, he will be bringing a folding lounge chair and exquisite hors devours and a Monte Cristo, while wearing a 3-D video transmitter connected into the drivers side windshield set on fast forward.

Captain Jack, you hit it on the head.

Eric Merryfield: You forgot to add his dads dragpak, so he can crew 2 for the price of one.

Here we go, people looking for a free pass already.

Billy Nees: From the neck up!

What is it, voices or rock, make up your mind.

Bob Shaw: It'll be kinda funny if he can't pick up a "tenth or so" won't it? Who gets to drive?

If we can't pick up a tenth and get off the bottom of the qualifying sheet, neither of us can drive.

Thank you to all who have enjoyed this thread. This thread expires at midnight tonight, no responses or remarks will be accepted after time expiration.

Ron Ortiz
U/SA I hope he reads this and calls.

04-01-2016, 02:06 PM	#11
MikeMoller Senior Member Join Date: May 2010 Location: Raleigh NC Posts: 628 Likes: 27 Liked 243 Times in 73 Posts	Re: Alan Johnson to crew for Ron Ortiz Can't wait for the wind tunnel results! __________________ Mike Moller NHRA 203 Q-R-T/SA

04-01-2016, 02:13 PM	#12
Jack McCarthy VIP Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: lyndon ky. ... louisville area Posts: 1,284 Likes: 22 Liked 352 Times in 92 Posts	Re: Alan Johnson to crew for Ron Ortiz wind tunnel results.... displaces wind current like a 1692 spanish clipper ship g force ratings ... maximum g force during braking, especially dumping ultra secret body lightening ... rusted a little power adders tests... none responded to the 285cfm induction orifice alan johnson will no doubt learn a lot from RON ! captain happy fools day __________________ Jack McCarthy 3609 STK "the Captain"

04-01-2016, 04:28 PM	#13
Eric Merryfield Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 848 Likes: 1 Liked 471 Times in 114 Posts	Re: Alan Johnson to crew for Ron Ortiz You forgot to add his dads dragpak, so he can crew 2 for the price of one. __________________ Eric Merryfield 1883 STK

04-01-2016, 05:10 PM	#14
Bruce Fulper Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: So. Cal. Posts: 651 Likes: 4 Liked 54 Times in 33 Posts	Re: Alan Johnson to crew for Ron Ortiz Good choice AJ. Ortiz is solid. "Like A Rock" :-)

04-01-2016, 06:52 PM	#16
Jeff Teuton VIP Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Houma, LA Posts: 2,717 Likes: 2 Liked 326 Times in 50 Posts	Re: Alan Johnson to crew for Ron Ortiz Wish I had thought of that. Nice going Ron!!! __________________ Jeff Teuton 4022 STK

04-01-2016, 07:56 PM	#17
Bob Shaw Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Sedalia, Mo Posts: 427 Likes: 282 Liked 290 Times in 58 Posts	Re: Alan Johnson to crew for Ron Ortiz It'll be kinda funny if he can't pick up a "tenth or so" won't it? Who gets to drive? __________________ Bob Shaw V/SA 515

04-01-2016, 11:24 PM	#18
Ron Ortiz Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Englewood, Florida Posts: 962 Likes: 28 Liked 255 Times in 87 Posts	Re: Alan Johnson to crew for Ron Ortiz Billy Nees: Ron, you know that when you don't take your meds the voices in your head start to take over! It is April's Fool Day, all the voices in my head were very active, seemed like a great party going on inside. Tom Kasch: It is April 1st you know.Mine from last year was better! Last year doesn't count, it is only good for that day only. Pinballer: When I finally make it to an event, can I park next to you, Ron? You sound fun! Absolutely, we'll see how you feel about that around 1:00 AM. nhramni: Rumor has it that Alan will bring a folding chair and a sandwich up the starting line when you run, so he doesn't get bored waiting for you complete a pass. Total rumor, he will be bringing a folding lounge chair and exquisite hors devours and a Monte Cristo, while wearing a 3-D video transmitter connected into the drivers side windshield set on fast forward. Captain Jack, you hit it on the head. Eric Merryfield: You forgot to add his dads dragpak, so he can crew 2 for the price of one. Here we go, people looking for a free pass already. Billy Nees: From the neck up! What is it, voices or rock, make up your mind. Bob Shaw: It'll be kinda funny if he can't pick up a "tenth or so" won't it? Who gets to drive? If we can't pick up a tenth and get off the bottom of the qualifying sheet, neither of us can drive. Thank you to all who have enjoyed this thread. This thread expires at midnight tonight, no responses or remarks will be accepted after time expiration. Ron Ortiz U/SA I hope he reads this and calls. __________________ Ron Ortiz 2102 STK