Daddy Call Home

KEN BUGAJ · 02-16-2015, 12:39 PM

"Hello?"
"Hi honey this is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?"
"No Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul."
After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But Honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul."
"Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now."
Brief Pause.
"Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway."
"Okay Daddy, just a minute."
A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone. "I did it Daddy."
"And what happened, Honey?" he asked.
"Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn't moving at all!"
"Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?"
"He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it. He hit the bottom of the pool hard and I think he's dead."
***Long pause***
***Longer pause***
***Even longer pause***
Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool? Is this 486-5731?"

Bob Bender · 02-18-2015, 07:58 AM

That's some funny ***** I don't care who you are !!!!

Adger Smith · 02-18-2015, 04:36 PM

Speaking of Big Daddy.
Take a look at this: http://brides.ocala.com/main/engagement.html?ID=15539
Go Don!
There is hope for us old guys!!

Ed Fernandez · 02-19-2015, 03:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Adger Smith

Speaking of Big Daddy.
Take a look at this: http://brides.ocala.com/main/engagement.html?ID=15539
Go Don!
There is hope for us old guys!!

Didn't wait long did he? Maybe Viagra did it?

02-16-2015, 12:39 PM	#1
KEN BUGAJ Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: LEXINGTON NC. Posts: 389 Likes: 43 Liked 18 Times in 7 Posts	Daddy Call Home "Hello?" "Hi honey this is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?" "No Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul." After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But Honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul." "Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now." Brief Pause. "Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway." "Okay Daddy, just a minute." A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone. "I did it Daddy." "And what happened, Honey?" he asked. "Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn't moving at all!" "Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?" "He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it. He hit the bottom of the pool hard and I think he's dead." *Long pause* *Longer pause* *Even longer pause* Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool? Is this 486-5731?"

02-18-2015, 07:58 AM	#2
Bob Bender VIP Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Maryland Posts: 1,713 Likes: 1,427 Liked 373 Times in 80 Posts	Re: Daddy Call Home That's some funny ***** I don't care who you are !!!! __________________ Bob Bender 144 O/SA 2010-2012 National Record Holder

02-18-2015, 04:36 PM	#3
Adger Smith VIP Member Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Texarkana Ark/TX Posts: 2,364 Likes: 456 Liked 694 Times in 270 Posts	Re: Daddy Call Home Speaking of Big Daddy. Take a look at this: http://brides.ocala.com/main/engagement.html?ID=15539 Go Don! There is hope for us old guys!! __________________ Adger Smith (Former SS)