Old Dogs and new tricks...

NewHemi · 04-17-2012, 01:39 AM

An old German Shepherd starts chasing rabbits and before long discovers that he's lost.

Wandering about he notices a panther heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having a old dog lunch.

"Oh, oh! I'm in deep **** now!"The old German Shepherd thinks.

I can't outrun a panther, I am old and slow.

Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he hatches a plan, and immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat.

Just as the panther is about to leap, the old German Shepherd exclaims loudly, "Boy that was one delicious panther! I wonder, if there are any more around here?"

Hearing this, the young panther halts his attack in mid-strike, a look of terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees.

"Whew!" Says the panther, "That was awfully close! That old German Shepherd nearly had me!"

Meanwhile, a squirrel who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the panther. So, off he goes.

The squirrel soon catches up with the panther, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the panther.

The young panther is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here, squirrel, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving canine!"

Now, the old German Shepherd sees the panther coming with the squirrel on his back and thinks, "What am I going to do now?"

Instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them yet, and just when they get close enough to hear, the old German Shepherd says...

"Where’s that darned squirrel?

I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another panther!"

The panther stopped in his tracks and turned back to the trees again, but this time he didn't go away hungry, he snacked on the tattle tale squirrel.

Moral of this story...

Don’t mess with the old dogs...

Age and skill will always overcome youth and treachery!

Bull **** and brilliance only come with age and experience.

David
The New Hemi Guy

04-17-2012, 01:39 AM	#1
NewHemi Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Ohio Posts: 472 Likes: 0 Liked 1 Time in 1 Post	Old Dogs and new tricks... An old German Shepherd starts chasing rabbits and before long discovers that he's lost. Wandering about he notices a panther heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having a old dog lunch. "Oh, oh! I'm in deep ** now!"The old German Shepherd thinks. I can't outrun a panther, I am old and slow. Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he hatches a plan, and immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the panther is about to leap, the old German Shepherd exclaims loudly, "Boy that was one delicious panther! I wonder, if there are any more around here?" Hearing this, the young panther halts his attack in mid-strike, a look of terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees. "Whew!" Says the panther, "That was awfully close! That old German Shepherd nearly had me!" Meanwhile, a squirrel who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the panther. So, off he goes. The squirrel soon catches up with the panther, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the panther. The young panther is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here, squirrel, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving canine!" Now, the old German Shepherd sees the panther coming with the squirrel on his back and thinks, "What am I going to do now?" Instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them yet, and just when they get close enough to hear, the old German Shepherd says... "Where’s that darned squirrel? I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another panther!" The panther stopped in his tracks and turned back to the trees again, but this time he didn't go away hungry, he snacked on the tattle tale squirrel. Moral of this story... Don’t mess with the old dogs... Age and skill will always overcome youth and treachery! Bull ** and brilliance only come with age and experience. David The New Hemi Guy Last edited by NewHemi; 04-17-2012 at 01:42 AM.