IT'S SO HOT in VIRGINIA !!

[KEN BUGAJ]

IT'S SO HOT in VIRGINIA !!



.....the birds have to use potholders to pull the worms out of the ground.

.....the trees are whistling for the dogs.

.....the best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance

.....hot water comes from both taps.

.....you can make sun tea instantly.

.....you learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron.

.....the temperature drops below 90 F and you feel a little chilly.

.....you discover that in July it only takes two fingers to steer your car.

.....you discover that you can get sunburned through your car window.

.....you actually burn your hand opening the car door.

.....you break into a sweat the instant you step outside... at 7:30 A.M.

.....your biggest motorcycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death"?

.....you realize that asphalt has a liquid stage.

.....the potatoes cook underground, so all you have to do is pull one out and add butter.

.....the cows are giving evaporated milk.

.....farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying boiled eggs.

IT'S SO DRY IN Virginia that the Baptists are starting to baptize by sprinkling, the Methodists are using wet-wipes, the Presbyterians are giving rain checks, and the Catholics are praying for the wine to turn back into water!

[Dave Ley]

Had a racer tell me a couple weeks ago at a very hot and humid race ....

" The air is so bad that birds are hitch-hiking............

[Bob Bender]

Ken, you have two much free time............lmao

[NewHemi]

Now..... THAT is Hot!!!

David
The New Hemi Guy

[NewHemi]

Just remembered a conversation that I used to have with an old friend from Phoneix.

He would check the Ohio weather, and when it was at the absolute coldest, nastiest winter forecast he could find, he would call me.

Ring ring (this was a while ago when phones had ringers...)

Me, picking up th ephone: Hello.

Him: It is so cold in Phoneix today!

Me: OK Mark, how cold is it in Phoenix today?

Him: It is so cold in Phoenix today.....

That I thought about putting the top up on the jag today!


Or some other such line........

David
The New Hemi Guy

[Tom Meyer]

It is so hot and dry here in NE the coons have been seen watering the sweet corn.

[SStockDart]

It is hot in Phoenix today (20 miles NW)......it's 96 and 28% humidity...........pool water is 88. Sweating like I was back in the Ozarks.......