[bobby]

Originally Posted by Wayne W

A Policeman was patrolling late at night off the main road when he sees a couple in a car, with the interior light on.

He carefully approaches the car to get a closer look. Then he sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine and a young woman in the rear seat, filing her fingernails.

Puzzled by this surprising situation, the copper walks to the car and gently raps on the driver's window.

The young man lowers his window. "Uh, yes, Officer ?"

The Policeman asks: "What are you doing?"

The young man says: " I'm reading a magazine."

Pointing towards the young woman in the back seat the Policeman says: "And her, what is she doing ?"

The young man shrugs: "I think she's filing her nails."

Now, the Policeman is totally confused. A young couple, alone, in a car, late at night in a lover's lane... And nothing obscene is happening !

The copper asks "How old are you?"

"The young man says "I'm 22."

"'And her.... what's her age ? "


The young man looks at his watch and replies "She'll be 18 in 11 minutes...."

Fixed it for ya. this way you can garruntee you won't go to jail, lol.