Joke of the day
 

Joke Of The Day: what do you do?

A man is speeding down the interstate because he is late for work. He goes over a bridge and on the other side is a cop, standing with a radar gun. The man looks down at the speedometer and thinks "Oh hell".

Sure enough, the cop pulls him over and asks for his license, registration and proof of insurance. He says to the man "You know, I clocked you at 78 in a 65 zone". The man says "Yes, I'm sorry, Officer. I'm running late for work and want to be there on time because I enjoy my job.

The cop asks what the man does. He says "I work in a mortuary, prepping cadavers for autopsy's and such. Normally, I stretch the rectum so the coroner inspect the intestines and such. Did you know you can stretch a human rectum up to six feet?"

The cop looks oddly at the man and says "What the hell do you do with a six-foot asshole"

The man looks at him and says "Put him in a uniform at the end of a bridge and put a radar gun in his hand....."